I Got The Piss Pants Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[CHORUS]
I got the [E]Piss Pants
been [F#m]wearing these pants too [A]long and now they [C#m]smell like [B]piss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
the [F#m]smells getting so bad it's surely [A]something [C#m]no one would [B]miss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
It [F#m]cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the [A]butt of [C#m]many a [B]diss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
I [F#m]better wash em soon or I'll have [A]nobo-[C#m]dy to [B]kiss

[VERSE 1]
[A]You know how when you [B]take a piss you [E]always get a drop [F#m]in your pants
[F#m]no matter how you [B]shake or how you shimmy or as [E]much as you [C#m]wiggle and [B]dance
well those [A]drops add up after a [B]week or two it's[E] quite hard to a[F#m]void this stink
[F#m]but there must be a way to [B]solve this problem [E]come on man it's [C#m]time to [B]think

[CHORUS]
I got the [E]Piss Pants
been [F#m]wearing these pants too [A]long and now they [C#m]smell like [B]piss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
the [F#m]smells getting so bad it's surely [A]something [C#m]no one would [B]miss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
It [F#m]cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the [A]butt of [C#m]many a [B]diss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
I [F#m]better wash em soon or I'll have [A]nobo-[C#m]dy to [B]kiss

[VERSE 2]
well I [A]saw this show called the [B]league and they use a [E]pee bib to [F#m]sop the drip
basically it's just a [B]napkin you place between your [E]underwear and [C#m]your [B]bishop
[A]but i got a [B]problem with that [E]cause I wear no [F#m]underwear
perhaps I could make a [B]little sheath [E]to shroud my [C#m]dick with [B]care

[CHORUS]
I got the [E]Piss Pants
been [F#m]wearing these pants too [A]long and now they [C#m]smell like [B]piss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
the [F#m]smells getting so bad it's surely [A]something [C#m]no one would [B]miss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
It [F#m]cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the [A]butt of [C#m]many a [B]diss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
I [F#m]better wash em soon or I'll have [A]nobo-[C#m]dy to [B]kiss

[VERSE 3]
[A]when people [B]smell it they probably [E]think I got drunk and [F#m]pissed myself
but it's just built up from [B]all those days that [E]I put laundry [C#m]on the [B]shelf
[A]it can wrongly ruin your [B]reputation this [E]menacing topic [F#m]of my rants
and it can be so em[B]barassing [E]when every[C#m]body [B]chants

[CHORUS]
I got the [E]Piss Pants
been [F#m]wearing these pants too [A]long and now they [C#m]smell like [B]piss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
the [F#m]smells getting so bad it's surely [A]something [C#m]no one would [B]miss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
It [F#m]cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the [A]butt of [C#m]many a [B]diss
I got the [E]Piss Pants
I [F#m]better wash em soon or I'll have [A]nobo-[C#m]dy to [B]kiss