I Could If I Wanted To chords

[A]Whoopty-frickin-do, [C#]an A.

What’s an A?
It’s just a [D]letter on a page
Meant to [E]distract us from the pain.
[A]But it’s not like any [C#]A can make a difference in the day.
[D]Sure, I could get an A [E]if I wanted to get an A,
But who cares about an [A]A?
[C#]I don’t. [D]I don’t care.
Although I [E]could have made that grade if I did care,
[A]But I don’t.[C#] [D]
But I [F]could if I [E]wanted to!

[A]Whoopty-frickin-do, [C#]look at this guy
[D]In the red and blue striped [E]tie,
Making millions till he [A]dies,
Selling bonds and [C#]stocks to other guys in [D]ties,
Who have millions with [E]which to buy a bunch of bonds and [A]stocks and ties.
I’d rather [C#]die, which I will,
[D]Eventually of course, [E]but in the meantime I could make [A]millions
Selling stocks and [C#]bonds and ties
[D]If I tried.
[E]But I don’t.
[A]But I could.
[C#]But I don’t.[D]
But I [F]could if I [E]wanted [A]to, [C#]yeah![D]
Yeah, I [F]could if I [E]wanted [A]to!
[C#]Who cares?[D] [F] [E]

[A]Whoopty-fricking-do a [C#]happy dad
With his [D]big dad calves and his stupid [E]baseball cap
And his [A]t-ball shirt and dumb ass [C#]son
Throwing a ball like it’s [D]sooo important to [E]know how to throw a ball.
Whoopty-[A]fricking-do.
Who [C#]cares about throwing a ball or [D]having a kid?
It’ll get you [E]nowhere in life,
Not like [A]getting anywhere matters.
Although, [C#]I guess it does if you [D]care,
[E]Which I don’t. [A]
But I [C#]could.
But I [D]don’t.
But I [F]could if I [E]wanted [A]to, [C#]yeah! [D]
Whoopty-fricking-[F]do if I [E]wanted [A]to.
This song [C#]sucks. [D]
I could make it g[F]ood if I [E]wanted [A]to, [C#]yeah!
Yeah, I [F]could if I [E]wanted to!