Blue chords

[RAM]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.[A]

VERONICA
Ugh[C#] . You got a [D]left hand? Use it.

[KURT]
[E]Don't talk mean li[A]ke that.

[RAM]
You'll [C#]hurt their [D]feelings[E] .
[A]You make my [C#]balls so [D]blue.

[KURT]
You [E]hurt them badly.

[RAM]
[A]You make my [C#]balls so [D]blue.

[KURT]
They're [E]hangin' sadly.

[RAM]
[A]What did they [C#]do to [D]you
[F#m]that you hate them [Bm]so?

[KURT]
Don't run from me --
They're [E]all beat up

[KURT & RAM]
like a tackling dummy!

[KURT]
[A]They long for [C#]your emb[D]race!

[RAM]
They're [E]warm like mittens!

[KURT]
[A]They'll curl up [C#]on your f[D]ace

[RAM]
and [E]purr like kittens!

[KURT]
[A]You make my [C#]balls so [F#m]blue!

[KURT & RAM]
Just look at them [Bm]glow...

[RAM]
We're beggin' [E]you!

[KURT & RAM]
Don't make my balls so [A]blue.

VERONICA
Heather...? [C#]Heather...? O[D]pen the door.

[HEATHERS] DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh [E]no, oh no no no! [A]

VERONICA
[C#]Open the doo[D]r!

[HEATHERS] DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh [E]no, oh no no no!

[KURT]
[A]You make my [C#]balls so [F#m]blue,
so please say hello!

[RAM]
[Bm]Hold 'em!

[KURT]
Enfold 'em,

[KURT & RAM]
and [E]never let go!

[KURT]
Once you were [D]geeky and nerdy,

[RAM]
but [B]they knew you're dirty.

[KURT]
You've [A]set them on fire,

[KURT & RAM]
What[F#m]ever you require they'll [Bm]do!
So [E]take 'em home to [F]meet your parents!

[RAM]
[A#]They'll wear a [D]suit and [D#]tie,

[KURT]
and a [F]fancy collar!

[RAM]
[A#]They'll sing a [D]lulla[D#]by:

[KURT & RAM]
La [F]la la la la!
P[A#]lease make these [D]balls not [Gm]blue,

[RAM]
Just for a while!

[KURT]
[Cm]Can't wait till later,

[KURT & RAM]
my [F]pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!

(VERONICA offers a bottle to [RAM])

VERONICA
[D#]Look. [Em]Booze. Drink!

[KURT]
Aw, [F]thank you so [G]much!

VERONICA
You're welcome.

(([KURT & RAM])chug from the bottle)

[RAM]
They will pro[D#]tect you.

[KURT]
Def[Em]end you.

[RAM]
[F]Respect you.

[KURT]
[Gm]Befriend you --

[RAM]
Like [Cm]Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT]
[F#]Baby baby baby they're so blue!

[RAM]
[B]My balls will [D#]work for [E]you.

[KURT]
They [F#]will obey ya!

[RAM]
[B]They really [D#]need res[E]cue!

[KURT]
Like [F]Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM]
[B]Baby, you [D#]gots to come [G#m]through.

[KURT]
Teach them to s[C#m]mile!

[RAM] , [HEATHERS]
You got no clue
How much these two
Depend on you --
Please help them [F#]through!

[KURT & RAM]
[F#]My balls are in your [C#]court!

[KURT & RAM]
Yeah[F]hhh[F#]h!

[KURT & RAM]
You [G#]make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
[F]Ow! [F#]Ow!

[KURT & RAM]
You [G#]make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
Good [F]God!

[KURT & RAM]
My [F#]balls!
You [G#]make my balls so b[C#]lue!

[KURT & RAM]
Lookit[F] ! Lookit!
Lookit! [F#]Lookit!

[KURT & RAM]
You [G#]make my balls so blue!
[C#]Please make their dreams come [F#]true,
and [B]make these [A]balls [G#m]not [C#]blue!