I Cant Be Counted On Chords & Lyrics - Meat Puppets

[A(bar5)]Give me lots of mone[D(bar5)]y [E(bar7)]
[A]A house upon a hill[E] [D]
[A]Send me pretty women[D] [E]
[A]Or threaten me And still[E] [D]
[A]I'll come up to your house[D] [E]
[A]And attempt to fix your sink[E] [D]
[A]Do a mediocre job[D] [E]
[A]As I'm leaving you will think[E] [D]
[_CHORUS_]
[E]If you're needing s[D]omething
You k[A]now that I'll be gone
[E]I will not a[D]nswer when you c[A]all
[E]If you're waiting f[D]or me
Then yo[A]u'll be waiting long
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
[_VERSE_]
[A]My eye is on the pork[D] [E]
[A]The pork is in the pan[E] [D]
[A]If something needs a'doing[D] [E]
[A]Well, you know I'm not your man[E] [D]
[A]If you're counting on me[D] [E]
[A]You know I'll let you down[E] [D]
[A]You can't be counting on me[D] [E]
[A]'Cause you know I'm just a clown[E] [D]
[_CHORUS_]
[E]If you're waiting f[D]or me
Then yo[A]u'll be waiting long
[E]I will not a[D]nswer when you c[A]all
[E]If you're needing [D]something
You k[A]now that I'll be gone
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at [A]all
[_SOLO_]
[_VERSE_]
[A]Give me lots of money[D] [E]
[A]A house upon a hill[E] [D]
[A]Send me pretty women[D] [E]
[A]Or threaten me And still[E] [D]
[A]My eye is on the pork[D] [E]
[A]The pork is in the pan[E] [D]
[A]If something needs a'doing[D] [E]
[A]Well, you know I'm not your man[E] [D]
[_CHORUS_]
[E]If you're needing [D]something
You [A]know that I'll be gone
[E]I will not an[D]swer when you c[A]all
[E]If you're waiting f[D]or me
Then y[A]ou'll be waiting long
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
[E]I can't be c[D]ounted on at a[A]ll
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