I Can Swing My Sword chords

Intro (No chords):

Do you like my sword, sword, sword, my diamond sword, sword?

[VERSE 1]

Y[E]ou cannot aff[G]ord, ford, ford my diamond sw[B]ord, sword.
Even if you c[E]ould, could, I have a patent.
N[E]o one else can m[G]ake a sword exactly in this m[B]anner, manner.
Welcome to my m[E]anor, manor.
[E](stop)
[A] [C] -[C] -[C] -canna, canna.

[VERSE 2]

Sw[E]ing, swing, swing [F#]my sw[G]ord, sword, whenever I g[A]et b[B]ored, bored
I can swing my sw[E]ord, sword, I can swing my sword, sword.
[E]Once I hit a fl[G]oorboard but I had it r[B]estored.
[E] [E](stop)
And it was expensive, but it was a write-off.

[VERSE 3]

Sw[E]inging is [F#]my b[G]usiness, and by that I mean[A] sw[B]inging swords.
Please do not ign[E]ore, d[E]o you like [F#]my sw[E]ord? (Ha!)

[BRIDGE]

Th[E]at was r[F#]het[G]orical, you know I am th[A]e [B]Oracle, I know you like my sw[E]ord.
It's made of frea[F#]kin' d[E]iamonds.
[E]If you don't you're l[G]yin', but that would be f[B]ine.
Because it is aw[E]esome, and you're probably jealous!

[VERSE 4]

[E]I can swing [F#]my sw[G]ord, sword, 'cause I am t[A]he l[B]ord, lord
Lord of diamond sw[E]ooooooooords...
Hahahahaha!