Hot Soup chords

[INTRO]
[A] [F#] [B] [E] [A]

[VERSE]
[A]You can whistle a tune
Buy a balloon
You can [F#]even eat a bagel with a silver spoon
But you [B]just can't eat hot [E7]soup with your bare h[A]ands [E7]

You can [A]hang like a bat
Dance with your cat
You can [F#7]even use your undies as a [A7]pirate hat
But you [B7]just can't eat hot [E7]soup with your bare [A]hands [A7]

[C#7]So if you want to keep out of hot water
[B7]If you want to find yourself top dog in the catbird [E7]seat
[C#7]Then don't you try to do what you ought [F#7]not to
You Better c[B7]oncentrate on [E7]doin' the things you c[A]an [A7]

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[A7] [F#] [B] [E7] [A]

Y[A]ou can pickle a prune
Rent a raccoon
[F#7]Dig yourself a swimmin' pool with Sun Myung Moon
But you [F#]just c[B]an't [E]eat hot soup with your bare h[A]ands [E7]

Give Edgar [A]Winter a tan
Swim to Azerbaijan
Do "Th[F#]e Macarena" with the Wu-Tang Clan
But you j[B7]ust can't eat hot [E7]soup with your bare [A7]hands

[C#7]So you don't play ball like Sammy [F#7]Sosa
So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border, go in a barrel down Niagra [B7]Falls
[C#7]The negative should not be dwelt on, [F#7]no sir, no
Better [B7]concentrate on [E7]doin' the things you [A7]can
([C#7]you the ma[F#7]n!) (or the woman!)
And you [B7]just can't eat hot [E7]soup with your bare hands [F#]

[B7]Vegetable! (Vegetable!) [E7]Alphabet! (Alphabet!) [A7]Chicken noodle! (Chicken noodle!)[A]Spaghettios! (That ain't soup!)
[B]Matzoh ball! (Matzoh ball!) [B7]Split pea! (No so[A#]up for you!) [F#]Minestrone! (Minestrone!) [F#m]Tom Kha Gai! (That
soup's hot!)
[F#]Leeky leeky! (Leeky leeky!) Wonton! (Wonton!) [A]Gazpacho! ([F#7]You can do that!)

Oh! You [B7]just can't eat hot [E7]soup
You [A]just can't eat hot [F#7]soup
You [B7]just can't eat hot [E7]soup
You [F#7]just can't eat hot soup
Oh! You [B7]just can't eat hot [E7]soup with your bare [A]hands!