Pierre chords

Intro dialogue:
I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know..
we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and
he goes "Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you
can't write a song about." I said "Alright fucker, let's hear
it, what da ya got'" And he goes " How 'bout, uh, a homeless
guy." And I said "easy". And he said "who is French
" LAUGHTER
Let's give it a shot.. If this doesn't go over I owe him a
lot of money.

My [Am]story is so [E]tiresome
(tiresome)
Back in [E]France I was rich as they[Am] come
(as they come)
But I [F]lost all my wealth and my [C]good mental health
Now I [E]live with zee filth and zee [Am]scum
(and zee scum)

I'm Pi[Dm]erre the only French [C]bum in New [G]York
When I [Dm]open my Boone's Farm I [C]still schniff zee [G]cork.
So [Dm]have you a quarter, I'm [C]begging you [G]please
I have to [F]have [E]wine with my [Am]government cheese.

I [Am]really should bid you [E]adieu
(adieu)
I'm [E]feeling a bit sac le [Am]blu
(sac le blu)
My [F]life is a hell I give [C]off a bad smell
but I'm [E]French oh that's always been [Am]true. PIU!!!

FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to
figure it out and play it for my friends an fam.
This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord.
I use this site often especially for Lynch chords
so I felt that it would be right to give back.