Intro: [F] [G] [Em] [F]
[F]I would be a [G]liar if I [Em]pretended to [A]admire
The red light [F]windscreen cleaning [G]empire that you've [C7]built.
[F]But my heart is [G]good, it's not a [Em]thing of stone or [A]wood
I'll give you [F]fifty cents to [G]take away my [C]guilt.
[C]I give [G]money to folk that [Am]just don’t have e[Em]nough
to [Am]try to justi[Em]fy the future [F]purchases of [G]stuff that I don’t [C]need.
I know that [G]one less vodka [Am]cranberry to[Em]night
and I could [Am]feed some foreign [Em]family for a [F]fortnight
But I [G]might just have one [Dm7]more.
After all, [Em7]what is vodka for
Apart from [F]making you wanna shag your best mate's [G]wife
[Dm7]Dampening the [Em7]guilt you feel [F]about your [G]perfect [C]life. [G]
Fuck the [C]poor[G]
What is [Am]all this hoo-ha [Em]for?
There's only [Am]one reason I'll [Em]phone 1800[F] 034 [G]034.
It's the [Dm7]force that drove Teresa and that [Em7]school that Oprah built
I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt [G]
Fuck the [C]poo[G]r
I'm not [Am]pretending any[Em]more
That I [Am]really give two [Em]shits about some [F]kids in Banga[G]lore
I'm more [Dm7]interested in footy than seeing the [Em7]Solomons rebuilt.
But I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt [G/B] [Am] [G]
I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt
[F]I would be a [G]liar if I [Em]pretended to [A]admire
The red light [F]windscreen cleaning [G]empire that you've [C7]built.
[F]But my heart is [G]good, it's not a [Em]thing of stone or [A]wood
I'll give you [F]fifty cents to [G]take away my [C]guilt.
[C]I give [G]money to folk that [Am]just don’t have e[Em]nough
to [Am]try to justi[Em]fy the future [F]purchases of [G]stuff that I don’t [C]need.
I know that [G]one less vodka [Am]cranberry to[Em]night
and I could [Am]feed some foreign [Em]family for a [F]fortnight
But I [G]might just have one [Dm7]more.
After all, [Em7]what is vodka for
Apart from [F]making you wanna shag your best mate's [G]wife
[Dm7]Dampening the [Em7]guilt you feel [F]about your [G]perfect [C]life. [G]
Fuck the [C]poor[G]
What is [Am]all this hoo-ha [Em]for?
There's only [Am]one reason I'll [Em]phone 1800[F] 034 [G]034.
It's the [Dm7]force that drove Teresa and that [Em7]school that Oprah built
I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt [G]
Fuck the [C]poo[G]r
I'm not [Am]pretending any[Em]more
That I [Am]really give two [Em]shits about some [F]kids in Banga[G]lore
I'm more [Dm7]interested in footy than seeing the [Em7]Solomons rebuilt.
But I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt [G/B] [Am] [G]
I'll give you [F]fifty bucks to [G]take away my [C]guilt
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