Four Jews In A Room Bitching chords

[INTRO]

[Bb] [Cm/Bb] [Bb] [Cm/Bb]

[CHORUS]

[Bb]Four Jews in a room [Eb]bitching;
[F]Four Jews in a room [D]plot a [Gm]cri[D/Gb]me [Bb/F] [Eb]

[Bb]I'm bitching.[F] He's bitching
[Gm7]They're bitching. [Eb]We're bitching
[Bb]Bitch bitch [F]bitch bitch
[Gm7]Funny funny [Eb/C]funny funny
[Bb]Bitch [Bbaug/Gb]bitch b[Gm]itch bitch b[Eb]itch bitch
[Bb/F] [F] Bb*
All the time

[PRE-CHORUS]

(MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON) MENDEL
[Bb](Oooo) Whadda they do for love?


MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON) MENDEL
[Bb](Oooo) Whadda they do for love?

[Chorus]

Bb*
Four Jews in a room

Eb*
Bitching
Eb*
Bitching
Eb*
Bitching
Eb*
Bitching

[F]Four Jews in a room [Faug]stoop(They stoop?)

FOUR MEN
To [Gm]pra[D/Gb]y [Bb/F] [Eb]

[Bb]I'm Jewish

[F]I'm Jewish

[Gm7]I'm Jewish

[Eb]Half Jewish

FOUR MEN
[Bb]Bitch bitch [F]bitch bitch
[Gm7]Funny funny [Eb]funny funny
[Bb]Bitch [Bbaug/Gb]bitch [Gm] bitch bitch[Eb] bitch bitch
[Bb/F]Night[F] and [Bb]day

[BRIDGE]

TRINA
[Bb]Slaver[Cm/Bb]y, [Bb]slavery[Cm/Bb]

FOUR MEN
We crossed the [Bb]desert [Eb]
[F]Running for our [Bb]lives
[Ebaug]Fleeing from the [Bb]Pharaoh
Who was up to no [F]good

[Gbm]Now we’re at the [F]Red Sea
[Gbm]Pharaoh is beh[F]ind us
[Gbm]Wanting us [F]extincted

JASON
[F]What we need’s a miracle!

FOUR MEN
And [B]then the Red Sea
[E]Split[Gb] before us
[Abm]No more [E7]tsour[Gb]is

[Abm]We got our [E]mi[Fdim]racle[Gb]

[Chorus]

FOUR MEN
B E*
Four Jews itching for answers
[Gb]Four Jews bitching their [Gdim]whole life [Abm]long[Eb/G] [B/Gb] [E]

[B]I'm Whizzer

[Gb]I'm Jason

[Ab7]I'm Mendel

[E]I'm Marvin

FOUR MEN
[B]Bitch bitch[Gb] bitch bitch
[Abm7]Funny funny f[E/Db]unny funny
[B]Bitch[Baug/G] bitch [Abm]bitch bitch b[E]itch bitch
[B/Gb] [Gb] B*
All the time

[VERSE]

JASON
[B]In case of [Dbm]smoke, please call our [Ebm]mothers on the [E]phone
And say their [B]sons are all on [Gb]fire

MARVIN AND WHIZZER
[B]We are man[Dbm]ipulating [Ebm]people and we [E]need to know
Our [B]worst sides aren't[Gb] ignored
[E]The guilt [Ebm]invested will in [Dbm6]time pay wisely
Ebm* Ebdim* Ebm*
We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to [Caug]show
We're good in [B]bed

[BRIDGE 2]

Excel in [Gb]bed
We smell in [Abm]bed
Where is the [E]bed?
I love the [B]bed
Who has the [Gb]bed?
I want the [Abm]bed!
Who stole the [E]bed?
Who stole the [B]bed?
I lost it [Gb]twice
The bed is [Abm]mine
The bed is [E]nice

[E]The bed is

[Chorus]

B E*
Four Jews in a room bitching
[Gb]Four Jews talking like [Gdim]Jew-ish [Abm]men [Eb/G] [B/Gb] [E]
[B]I'm neurotic, [Gdim]he's neurotic
[Abm7]They're neurotic, w[E]e're neurotic
[B]Bitch bitch[Gb] bitch bitch
[Abm7]Funny funny f[E/Db]unny funny

MARVIN
[B]I'm nauseous

WHIZZER
[Gb]I'm nauseous

JASON
[Abm7]I'm simple

[MENDEL]
[E]I'm Jewish

TRINA
[B]Slavery, [B/Db]slavery

FOUR MEN
[B]Bitch bitch[Gb] bitch bitch
[Abm7]Funny funny [E]funny funny

[PRE-CHORUS]

[B]I'm neurotic, [Gdim]he's neurotic
[Abm7]They're neurotic, w[E]e're neurotic
[B]I'm neurotic, [Gdim]he's neurotic
[Abm7]They're neurotic, w[E]e're neurotic

[CHORUS]

B* Gb
Four Jews in a room bitching (In a room bitching)

[B]Bitch[Baug/G] bitch [Ab]bitch bitch [E]bitch bitch
[B/Gb]Now [Gb]and [B]then
[Gb/B]Can't [B]lose
[Gb/B]Loose [B]screws
[Gb]Four
Gb*
One, two, three, four

TRINA
Five [Gb]

[Outro]

Five [B]Je[Dbm/B]ws [Eb/B] [Dbm/B] [B]