F For Effort Chords & Lyrics - Les Vinyl

Intro G / D / C / Em x2

I heard that [G]Rome wasn't built in a [D]day
Then how come [C]everyone rushing to get [Em]ahead

And if I seem [G]to be reserved that's just my [D]way
Your [C]questions seem like you're interrogating [E7]me

Yeah, I [B]try
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
I'll get a D next [Em]time

(interlude) G / D / Cm / Em

I've heard the [G]lemon metaphor four million [D]times
And I don't [C]stand for lemonade don't ask me [Em]why

And would a [G]beverage stand be a job that'd be [D]desired
And where [C]would I get the wood and should I [E7]try?

Should I [B]try,
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
I get a sixty-[E7]five

Yeah, I [B]try
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
(Begin interlude below)
I might as well just...

(Interlude; 1/2 bar each)
[D] / [C] x4

(1 bar interlude)
G / D / C / Em x2

I heard that [G]currency don't grow like leaves on [D]trees
Then how come my [C]money comes and goes so [Em]seasonally

And I wish [G]farmers planted plants instead of [D]thieves
My friend pays a [C]ton of green for greener [E7]groceries

Yeah, she [B]tries
Then again, she [C]don't try
She gets an F for [D]effort
She'll plant a tree next [E7]time

Yeah, she [B]tries
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
I'll get a D next [E7]time

Yeah, I [B]try
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
I'll get a [E7]65

Yeah, I [B]try
Then again, I [C]don't try
I get an F for [D]effort
I might as well just...[E7]die