Espanto Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - The Co-optional Podcast

[Intro] (this part has only bass in it, but it's just the E note all the way)
N.C.
"Three, two, one, inconcievable noise
"

EXECUTE CO-OPTIONAL PODCAST

[E]"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome, welcome to the Co-optional podcast."
N.C.
"Jesse Cox, welcome to the show!"
N.C.
"Do you want a 250 dollar statue of the Lutissus?"
N.C.
"Dodger!"
N.C.
"I got inside the toaster-"
N.C.
"My name is Totalbiscuit, I'm here to ask and answer one simple question.."
N.C.
"Oh there we go."
N.C.
"That is obvious."

[Verse] (guitar comes in here)
[E]WTF is inconcievable noise
, No!
[E]WTF is inconcievable noise
, No!
[E]WTF is inconcievable noise
, No!
[E]WTF is inconcievable noise
, No! No!

[E]Hello Chicago?
[E]Yeah, you got the big JC, what's going on?
[E]We got a deal for you
[E]12 million dollars
[D]You know, where's the payoff?

[PRE-CHORUS]
[E]Bring the strippers and booze!
We do occasionally talk about vi[D]deogames
[E]Bring the strippers and booze!
I don't got time for vi[D]dyagames
[E]Bring the strippers and booze!
Oh, thank god, I don't need pants now [D]
[E]Ay, JC, whaddya doin'? Not much

Just making a fortune

[CHORUS]
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]Yeah, now sing the music
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]Bring the strippers and booze!
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]I'm here to ask and answer one simple question
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]Great music

[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]Co-optional, Co-optional
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]Bring the strippers and booze!
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]I'm here to ask and answer one simple question
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]
Inconcievable noise


[D]You [D]got [E]cox!

[Interlude] (this again has just bass in it)

[E]"So, the D is becoming an issue...
It'll go in just fine, the problem is has difficulty coming out.
Like it gets really sticky"

"Uh-oh."

"Right."

"And as a result it doesn't really function correctly."

"Oh man."

"Understandable."

"Yeah."

[BRIDGE]
I love you [E]uhh

You are, a cinema
Then tell me [G]why

You are, a cinema
Ba[A]byy

You are, a cinema
Then tell me [C]why

You are, a cinema

Do it all [E]night

You are, a cinema
I love you [G]uhh

You are, a cinema
Then tell me [A]why

You are, a cinema
Ba[C]byy

You are, a cinema

[INTERLUDE]
Oh I don't [E]night now bae bae
[D]Dabidy [E]dab dabidy [F]dab de [G]doo
Oh I don't [E]night now bae bae
[D]It's the Co-[E]optional [F]pod[G]cast

Oh I don't night now bae bae
[D]Dabidy [E]dab dabidy [F]dab de [G]doo
Oh I don't [E]night now bae bae
[D]It's the Co-[E]optional [E]pod[D]cast [E]pod[D]cast

[Spoken part]
[E]"Jerk each other off and that's how we're gonna make this thing"
N.C.
"Seven days a week, 24 hours a day"
N.C.
"Yecch, no. It's my fault. I did it. It was all me"
N.C.
"Oh man"
N.C.
"You f*cking what mate?"

[CHORUS]
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]Yeah, now sing the music
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]Bring the strippers and booze!
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]I'm here to ask and answer one simple question
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]We do occasionally talk about video games

[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]Yeah, you should try it guys
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]Bring the strippers and booze!
[E]It's the Co-optional podcast
[B]I'm here to ask and answer one simple question
[C]It's the Co-optional podcast
[D]
Inconcievable noise


[D]You [D]got [E]cox!

[Spoken outro]
N.C.
"Done. Now, get out of my office."
N.C.
"What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?"

It's the Co-optional pod[E]cast!