Enviromentalism Chords & Lyrics - Tim Minchin

[VERSE]
I[D7] believe that wo[Eb]men have the right to wa[F]lk the streets at n[Dm7]ight
w[Gm7]ithout being afrai[Cm7]d for their liv[Bb]es
[D7]I believe that w[Eb]omen have the right to choose what ha[F]ppens to her bo[Dm7]dy
Without suff[Gm7]ering the jud[Cm7]gement of the conserv[Bb]ative right
And[D7] I believe that w[Eb]omen have the right to we[F]ar the clothes they like
Wi[D7]thout being treated like dirt[Gm]
A[Gm7]nd I think [Eb]we men are pathetic how we s[F]eem to judge aesthetic
As the me[Dm7]asure of a woman's wor[G7]th

[BRIDGE]
I'm asham[Eb]ed on behalf of my s[Dm]ex for [Gm]making wom[Cm]en fe[F]el like obje[Bb]cts

[CHORUS]
Fuck I love boo[F9]bs though, I just really l[Bb]ove them
Fuck I love boo[F9]bs though, I just wanna ru[Bb]b the[Bb7]m
They're just s[Eb]o jooby, they make me feel [Edim7]groovy
I would r[Bb]ather watch boobs than a m[G7]ovie
Be doop be [Cm7]doo. I j[F7]ust really like bo[Bb]obs.

[VERSE]
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man

[BRIDGE]
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

[CHORUS]
Fuck I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.

[VERSE]
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.
Evolutionary[Eb6] theory says bosoms are but[F]tock-like protrusions
Des[Dm]igned to tempt men in situ[G7]ations when
They ca[Eb]n't get a glimpse of your b[F]um
[D7/F#] (D7 fine) [Gm] [F]
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Li[Eb]pstick is for making y[F]our lips look more
Like the l[Bb]ips of a h[F]appy vag[Gm]ina [F]
Since they s[Eb]aid that I can't lo[Edim7]ok my great aunt in the e[F]ye
[D7]Why'd they have to say that, oh why[Gm] ? [F] [Eb]
From that fi[Eb]rst little suck of colo[F]strum
[Dm7]To the grope of the the nurse in the old p[G]eople's hostel
We're ju[Cm]st fuck[Bb]ing mon[Eb]keys [Edim]in sh[F]oes
And [Bb]Iei [Gm] [Eb]
Will al[F]ways love bo[Bb]obs [Gm]
i Will a[Eb]lwa[F]ys love boobs[Bb]