Dont Jump Off The Roof Dad Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Tommy Cooper

Capo on 4 to play in right key (B)
[VERSE]
[C]Daddy came [G]home from work [C]tired
His [F]boss had been driving him [C]mad
The [F]kids were all shouting the [C]dog bit him too
His [Dm]dinner was nothing but [G]boiled over stew
[VERSE 2]
I [C]guess it was [G]then he de[C]cided
[F]Up to the rooftop he'll [C]go
[F]He was about to jump [C]off when
The [Dm]kids started [G]howling be[C]low
[CHORUS]
[C]'Don't [G]jump off the [C]roof Dad
[F]You'll make a hole in the [C]yard
[F]Mother's just planted pe[C]tunias
The [Dm]weeding and seeding was [G]hard
[C]If you [G]must end it [C]all Dad
[F]Won't you please give us a [C]break
Just [F]take a walk down the [C]park Dad
And [Dm]there you can [G]jump in the [C]lake.'
Repeat chorus
[C]'Don't [G]jump off the [C]roof Dad
[F]You'll make a hole in the [C]yard
[F]Mother's just planted pe[C]tunias
The [Dm]weeding and seeding was [G]hard
[C]If you [G]must end it [C]all Dad
[F]Won't you please give us a [C]break
Just [F]take a walk down the [C]park Dad
And [Dm]there you can [G]jump in the [C]lake