Delta Kai Chords & Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

Intro: (bar chords) [C] [Am] [C] [Am] [C] [Am] [F] [G]

[VERSE]
[C]It's college [Am]time again, S[C]eptember's a[Am]lmost here.

[C]Hanging with [Am]freshman girls, f[F]rat parties k[G]egs of beer.

[C]I see I girl [Am]I've wanted, m[C]ake sure it's D[Am]elta Kai,

[C]We take some [Am]Oxycotton, an[F]d then we're [G]getting high.

[PRECHORUS]

[F]And then as I [G]undress her[F] , inside my s[G]ibulus...

[F] [G] (stop) [G] [A] [B] [C]
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!

[CHORUS]
[C]I'm a [Am]bad p[C]ro[Am]fessor[C] , I'm a [Am]bad pr[C]of[Am]essor

[C]Ten year [Am]titty ca[C]res[Am]ser, I'm a [G]bad, ba[F]d bad

[VERSE]
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

Prechrous:
Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!

[CHORUS]
I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.