David J Is A Sickness Chords & Lyrics - Ajj (andrew Jackson Jihad)

[INTRO]
[Am] [F] [Dm] [G] (x2)

[Am]you're helpless, and h[F]opeless
[Dm]you wanna help out the [G]homeless
[Am]but you've [F]got problems [Dm] [G]
[Am]you're selfish, and w[F]orthless
and you [Dm]have no fucking [G]purpose
you're a [Am]cancer-causing, [F]cancer-having slob[Dm] [G]

[Dm]who[G]a-[C]oh[C/B] (x3[Am]) [Dm] [G] [C]

there are [Am]morals that conflict with o[F]rals
that conflict with [Dm]anals that believe in [G]angels
[Am]angels are [F]hating on you[Dm] [G]
if g[Am]ood is the absence of e[F]vil
[Dm]and evil is the absence of [G]good
[Am]there is an axis of e[F]vil
[Dm]rolling into this neighbo[G]rhood

with the sound of [Dm]guns[G]hots
[C]bang! [C/B]pow!! p[Am]swchh!!!
[Dm]whoa [G]whoa [C]whoa, w[A]hoa?
[Dm]whoa [G]whoa [C]whoa[C/B] whoa [Am] whoa
[Dm]whoa [G]whoa [C]whoa

it was [Am]then that i found i am a v[F]ampire
i have [C]fangs fucking 15 inches[E] long
the [Am]sanguinary sweetness of s[F]tealing someone's blood
feels so [C]good i am compelled to sing this s[E]ong
and at [Am]night when i retire to my [F]coffin
to [C]sleep for a hundred years or [E]more
all you [Am]people that i know will have d[F]ied long ago
and your [C]children will have died ten years[E] b[F]ef[E]or[F]e [E]
[Dm]Woah [G]Woah, [C]woah [C/B]woah [Am]oh