Crusty Tea chords

[VERSE]
I was [C]sweating like a pig eating pork chops
One [G]July afternoon
I [C]knew I was bout to shrivel up an die
If I [G]didn't get a drink real soon.
Then I [C]saw me an igloo cooler
Iced [G]tea is what it said
But [F]when I got a drink
Man it [C]sure did stink
[G]Tasted like somethings [C]dead

[CHORUS]
Crusty [F]Tea; Crusty Tea
Was [C]all that's left for me
[G]Made want to shout and spit it out my mouth
It [F]tasted like Guerrilla [C]pee
Crusty [F]Tea; Crusty Tea
I [C]should have just let it be
[G]Nothing taste worst to me
Than [F]drinking crusty [C]tea.

[VERSE]
So I [C]put the cooler back

Called my best friend Jack
"[G]Here's a drink to try,"
But [F]when he chugged it down
I [C]saw him hit the ground
I [G]thought he was gonna [C]die

[CHORUS]
Crusty [F]Tea, Crusty Tea
It [C]taste so nasty
If you [G]drink that stuff, you will throw up
It'll [F]drive you down to your [C]knees
Crusty [F]Tea; Crusty Tea
You better [C]listen to my plea
[G]Any fool can see
You shouldn't [F]drink that Crusty [C]Tea.