Commodious Commode chords

[VERSE]

I want a [C]commodious commode
To [G]have when I get old
With a [F]super soft toilet seat
One that's [G]easy on my cheeks

I need [C]super soft toilet paper
Not the [G]kind like sandpaper
But it [F]needs to be the stronger kind
So none's [G]left in my behind.

[VERSE]

I need a [C]shelf with lots of books
Perhaps a [G]stove so I can cook
That would [F]really make me smile
Cause I'm [G]gonna a be there a while.

[VERSE]

I need a [C]commodious commode
One that [G]can handle heavy loads
With a [F]super powered flush
So it [G]won't ever stop up.

[VERSE]

And if [C]I'm ever feeling frustration
When I'm [G]stopped up from constipation
I [F]know it will be okay
Cause I can [G]sit in there all day.

[VERSE]

[C]Everyone needs a place
Where they can [G]go just to escape
Well, [F]that's good enough for me
And [G]people can just let me be.

[VERSE]

Now [F]I don't ask for much I'm a simple man
But [C]I'd like some comfort when I use the can
Oh when I [G]really really have to [F]go
I want me a [G]commodious com[C]mode