Critically Disdained chords

Intro : [Asus2] [Em] [F#m] [D]

[Asus2]Run it up the flag pole and see if an[E]yone salutes
And then [F#m]run it into the gr[E]ound until it d[D]ies

Then bring it back to life
[Asus2]All together now, we[E]’re just the same as we’ve always been
[F#m] [E] [D] (C#/D) [D]
And if you think you’re better you're probably right

[D]We’re [E]not here to change the world
[Asus2]We’re here to la[F#m]ugh at others
[D]Maybe get a [E]nap along the way[F#m] [E]
[D]So dress it [E]up the way you [Asus2]wish and s[G#]tep a[F#m]side
And then m[D]eet us at the b[E]ar and we'll let you buy

[Asus2] [E] 2x

[Asus2]Take a number, take a seat, w[E]e've been here quite some time
And [F#m]it doesn’t s[E]eem we're leaving any[D]time soon

The bathroom's down the hall
[Asus2]Take a shot at us and s[E]ee how far you get
We ea[F#m]t chumps like you for b[E]reakfast when we get abou[D]t noon

[D]We’re [E]not here to change the world
[Asus2]We’re here to la[F#m]ugh at others
[D]Maybe get a [E]nap along the way[F#m] [E]
[D]So dress it [E]up the way you [Asus2]wish and s[G#]tep a[F#m]side
And then m[D]eet us at the b[E]ar and we'll let you buy

[Asus2] [E] 2x

[B]Hey je[F#m]alousy,
Is a [D]song by the band the[Asus2] Gin Blossoms
[D]I accidentally s[Asus2]aw them once
[B]Hey, I got ca[F#m]rried away
But i[D]t’s easy t[Asus2]o be unafraid
When [D]you're so criticall[Asus2]y disdained
[B]For being happy, smiling, drinking
[B]Laughing, cussing not overthinking
[B]Rocking while the ship is sinking
[Em]And we can't even swim

Show up those drum lessons, Gary!
That's my kid

[E]We’re [F#m]not here to change the world
[B]We’re here to l[G#]augh at others
[E]Maybe get a [F#m]nap along the way[G#] [F#m]
[E]So dress it [F#m]up the way you w[B]ish an[Bb]d step [G#]aside
And then m[Em]eet us at the b[F#m]ar and we'll let you b[B]uy