Constipated Chords & Lyrics - Avril Lavigne

[INTRO]
[Dmi] , [F]Uh huh
[C]extra cheese

[Dmi] , [F]Uh huh
[C]save a peice for me

[VERSE]

[F]pizza, party at your house
[Dm]i went, just to check it out
[B]nineteen extra larges, [C]what a shame knowone came
[F]just us eating all alown
[Dm]you said take the pizza home
[B]no sence letting all this[C] go to to waste so then i faced

PRE®:Bb
pizza all day, and every day
[Dm]cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
[C]tel[(let]l me [it] , [ring)]

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[Dm]Why'd you have to and make me [B] , [F]so constipated
[C]couse right now id do
[Dm]anything at all to get my bo[B] , [F]wles evacuated
[C]in the bathroom
[Dm]and i sit, and i wait,[B] and i strain
and i swe[F]at, and i clench and i fee[C]l the pain oh,
[Gmi] , [Bb] , [(let] , [it] , [ring)]should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

No no no

[VERSE 2]
[F]i was, feeling pretty down
[Dm]till my, girlfriend came around
[B]were just, so alike in every w[C]ay, ive gotta say
[F]in fact, i just thought i might
[Dm]pop the, question there that night
[B]i was, kissing her so tenderl[C]y, but woe is me

PRE®:Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
[Dm]i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
[C]tel[(let]l me [it] , [ring)]

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[Dm]how was i supposed to know tha[B]t we were both re[F]lated
[C]belive me if i
[Dm]new she was my cousin we nev[B]er would have dated[F]
[C]what to do now
[Dm]should i go ahead and [B]propose
and get h[F]itched, and have kids with[C] eleven toes
[Gm]and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tol[B]ler[(let]ated [it] , [ring)]

No no no

[F]No no (no no)
[Dm]No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
[C]No...

[VERSE3]
[F]i had, so much on my mind
[Dm]i thought, maybe id unwind
[B]try out that new roller[C] coaster ride, and the guide

PRE®:Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
[Dm]that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
[C]tel[(let]l me [it] , [ring)]

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[Dm]why'd i have to go and get mys[B] , [F]elf decapitated
[C]this really is a
[Dm]major inconvenience oh man i[B] , [F] really hate it
[C]such a drag now
[Dm]i cant eat, i cant bre[B]ath, i cant snore
i cant be[F]lch or yodell any more, ca[C]nt
[Gm]spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated[B] , [(let] , [it] , [ring)]

oh no

[Dm]why'd i have to go and myself [B]all mutilated [F]
[C]i gotta tell you
[Dm]life without a head kinda ma[B] , [F]kes me irritated
[C]what a bummer
[Dm]i cant blink, i cant c[B]ough, i cant sneeze
but my ne[F]ck is enjoyng a pleasant b[C]reeze now
[Gm]ive never been the same since my head and me were sep[B]era[(let] , [it] , [ring)]ted

No no no