Chewin The Apple Of Your Eye chords

Intro: [A] xxx [E] xxx [D] xxx [E] xxx x 2

[A] xxx Hey [E] xxx [D] whatx were ya th[E]inkinx
[A]Whenx they were s[E]tartinx the sh[D]owx [E] xxx  
[A]Yeah,x [E] xxx [D] xxx I was th[E]erex but
[A]Ixx didn't c[E]arex at [D] allx [E] xxx
I was [A] xxx tryin to f[E]indx you [D] xxx [E] xxx  
[A]Whenx you got l[E]ostx in the c[D]rowdx [E] xxx
Cus I'm d[A]runkx all the [E] timex [D] xxx [E] xxx
I [A] likex your h[E]eliumx vo[D]icex [E] xxx  

[A]xxx

[D]Therex was a guy in the [E] seatx next to mine
[C#m](beginningx of [F#] xxxx next part) [D] xxx [E] xxx
Watchin the girls when the cops made us stand in line

[A] xxx [E] xxx [D] xxx [E] xxx x 2 (half-speed verse, strumming)

[A] xxx [E] xxx [D] xxx [E] xxx x 2 (regular)

[A]Yea,x [E] xxx [D] sox if it's s[E]adx
Well you [A] stillx gotta l[E]ivex till ya d[D]iex [E] xxx  
[A]Man,x [E] xxx [D] everyonesx ch[E]ewinx
the [A] applex you g[E]otx in your e[D]yex [E] xxx
It's [A] likex at the c[E]ircusx [D] xxx [E] xxx  
[A]Whenx you get l[E]ostx in the cr[D]owdx [E] xxx
You're [A] happyx but n[E]ervousx [D] xxx [E] xxx  
[A]Definitex s[E]ignx that you l[D]ostx it [E] xxx  

[D]Therex was a guy in the seat next to m [E] inex
[C#m] xxxxx (-''-) [F#] xxxx [D] xxx [E] xxx
Watchin the girls when the cops made us stand in line

[A] xxx [E] xxx [A] xxx [E] xxx x 2

[A] xxx [E] xxx [A] xxx [E] xxx x until you faint

Song poorly transcribed by the glorious Alexander Dimberg