Changing My Major chords

[INTRO]
[Eb7]What happened last night? Are you really here?
[Eb7]Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan
[Eb7]Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan!
[Eb7]Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night

[VERSE]
[Db]I got so excited
I was [Eb7]too enthusiastic
[Db]Thank you for not laughing
Well, you [Eb7]laughed a little bit at one [Bbm7]point when I was touching you and [Ab]said I might lose consciousness
Which [Db]you said was adorable, and [Eb]I just have to trust
That you [Db]don’t think I’m an idiot or [Eb7]some kind of an animal
I [Db]never lost control due to [Cm7]overwhelming lust
But I [Ab]must say [Ab]that I’m

[CHORUS]
[E7]Changing my major to [A]Joan
I’m [Bm7]changing my [E7]major to [A]sex with Joan
I’m [Bm7]changing my [E7]major to [F#m]sex with Joan
With a [Bm7]minor in[E7] kissing [A]Joan
[Bm7]Foreign [E7]study to [A]Joan's inner thighs
A [C#m7]seminar on Joan’s ass [F#7]in her Levi’s
[D]And Joan’s crazy brown eyes

[VERSE]
[Db]Joan, I feel like Hercules!
Oh [Eb7]God, that sounds ridiculous
Just [Db]keep on sleeping through this
And I’ll [Eb7]work on calming down
So by the [Db]time you’ve woken up
I’ll be [Eb7]cool. I’ll be collected
And [Bbm7]I’ll have found some dignity, but [Ab]who needs dignity?
'Cause [Db]this is so much better
I’m r[Eb7]adiating happiness
[Db]Will you stay here with me for the [Ab]rest of the semester?
We [Db]won’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone
[Bbm7]Sex with Joan!

[CHORUS]
I am [E7]writing a thesis on [A]Joan
It’s a [Bm7]cutting edge [E7]field, and my [A7]mind is blown
I will [Bm7]gladly stay [E7]up every [F#m]night to hone
My com[Bm7]pulsory[E7] skills with [A]Joan
[Bm7]I will [E7]study my [A]way down her spine
Fa[C#m]miliarize myself with he[F#7]r well-made outline
[D]While she researches mine

[BRIDGE]
[D]I don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new
[D]Nothing I just did is anything I would do
[D]Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared
[D]I’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky
I’m sc[E]ared
Am I [F7]falling in to nothingness
Or fl[G]ying into something so sub[A7]lime?
I don’t know, but [A]I’m

[CHORUS]
C[Eb]hanging my [F7]major to [Bb]Joan
I t[Cm7]hought all my [F7]life I’d be [Bb]all alone
But [Cm7]that was befor[F7]e I was [Gm7]lying prone in this [Cm7]dorm room [F7]bed with [Bb]Joan
[Eb]Look, she d[F7]rooled on the [Bb]pillow, so sweet
All [G7]sweaty and tangled up[G] in my bed sheet
[Eb]And my heart feels compl[Eb]ete

[OUTRO]
[Db]Let’s never leave this room
[Eb]How about we stay here 'till [Db]finals?
I’ll go to school for[Eb]ever
I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest [G]loan
'Cause I’m [Cm7]changing my [F7]major to [Bb]Joan