The World According To Chris chords

[INTRO]
[B7sus2]

[Chris]
G[B7sus2]uess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fe[Aadd9]llow man
Pounding people they feel be[E]tter than
I hope you're taking notes cause
You [B7sus2]feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
And s[Aadd9]ome got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, l[E]ike it or not
I hate to break it to you

[C#m7] My daddy ta[B/D#]ught me
You get [E]no where being ni[F#sus]ce [F#]
[C#m7] So now I'm sh[B/D#]aring his ad[E]vice:

[E/F#]The world according to Ch[B]ris is
[F#/A#]Better to strike then get s[E/G#]truck
Better to [F#/A#]screw then get scr[B]ewed
You'd pro[F#/A#]bably think it's biz[E]arre
But [F#sus2]that's the way things are[B7sus2]

(Spoken)
Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

[KEY CHANGE FROM]
[Bmaj7]
[Emaj7]

[Billy]
[E7sus2] I swear
There's a dick in every class
Not fair
Each and every time I fail those [Dadd9]losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can k[A]iss my ass

[Chris]
N.C.
You wonder why I love him

[Billy]
[E7sus2] One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer
And on top of that he has a [Dadd9]wandering eye
One day he looks at me
And, h[A]uh, bye-bye

[Chris]
N.C.
I bet he got the message

[Chris and Billy]
[F#m7] We're here to [E/G#]tell you how this whole[A] damn freak show wo[Bsus2]rks [B]

[Chris and Billy]
[F#m7] If you don'[E/G#]t listen, then you're[A] jerks!

[All]
[B7sus2] The world according to Chr[E]is is
B[B/D#]etter to punch than get pu[A/C#]nched
Better to [B/D#]burn than get bur[E]ned
Learn [B/D#]that and you're gonna go f[A]ar
Cause t[B7sus2]hat's the way things are

[Chris]
H[Ab5]a-na na na na na na na na
H[Ab5]a-na na na na na na na

[All]
H[Ab5]a-na na na na na na na na
H[Ab5]a-na na na na na na na

[Sue]
[Bb7sus2]Tommy, you don't understand
What was just a joke got out of h[Abadd9]and
We kept on screaming til she [Eb]hit the floor

[Spoken]
N.C.
Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it

[Sue]
[Bb7sus2] Hey, I was in there, too
What came over me was something [Ab(add2)]new
I did things I'd never done be[Eb]fore
[Cm7] And now I [Bb/D]wish there's something
I[Eb] could do or sa[Fsus]y [F]
[Cm7]I've never [Bb/D]ever felt this w[Eb]ay

[Eb/F]

[Tommy]
[Bb]Look, Sue
[F/A]Don't be so hard on you[Eb/G]rself
You can tell me to k[F/A]eep my mouth s[Bb]hut
But, w[F/A]anna know what I'd ad[E]vise?

[Sue]
[Ebadd9/F]What?

[Tommy]
Apolog[Bb5]ize

[Chris]
[C7sus2] Ew, Sue
I can tell you're feeling sad

[All]
Boo Hoo!
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's [Bbadd9]too damn bad

[Chris]
This is why you've gotta l[F]ove my dad

[All]
He's got the right idea

[Chris]
[Dm7] My daddy taught m[C]e who's on t[F]op and who's bel[Gsus]ow

[All]
Wh[G]o's below

[Chris]
[Dm7] And now its t[C/E]ime I let you kn[F]ow
[G7sus2] The world according to Chr[Cm7]is...

[All]
[C5]Ha-na na na na na na na
[C5]Ha-na na na na na na na na

[Billy]
Le[C5]t's start this party, people!
Th[C5]e world according to Chris
The[C5] world according to Chris
Th[C5]e world according to Chris
The[C5] world according to C[Bb/C]hris

[Chris]
(softly)
[Dbadd9/Eb] The world according to [Ab5]Chris is
B[Ab5/G]etter to whip than get whi[Ab5/F]pped
[Ab5/Db]Even if so[Ab5/Eb]mebody blee[Ab5]ds
Please
N[Ab5/G]obody dies from a s[Ab5/Db]car
And [Dbsus2]that's the w[Ab/Eb]ay [Dbsus2/Eb]things
AN.C.
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