Cause You Got Big Boobs chords

[INTRO]
[Am]I once knew this girl
[C]She was flat chested
[G]Everytime she got pulled over
She was ar[Em]rested
But then one day she got [A]implants
And she flirts her way [D]out of tickets
Heres to big boob[G]s and driving over the speed limit

[CHORUS]
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]Guys will buy you d[A]rinks
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]They'll buy you [A]diamond rings
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]You've got it [A]maid
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]Well you can always g[A]et l[Asus4]aid
[G]Even if your [A]ug[Asus4]ly (look at dolly parton)
[G]Guys will turn off the [E]lig-[A]hi-[D]its
[G]And tit fuck you [A]all [Asus4]night

[VERSE 1]
[C#]I always [B]love it when [A]we go [E]walking
[C#]Cause I've [B]somthing to look at [A]when we're [E]talking
[C#]Why the [B]hell am I list[A]ening to y[E]ou'
[C#]Oh y[B]eah it's cause of yo[A]ur big b[E]oobs

[CHORUS]

[BRIDGE]
[Dm7] Cx2

[Dm7]Isn't it nice to get any[C]thing you want
[Dm7]When your boobs are like size [C]72 font
[Dm7]Guys will like you cause of your pers[C]onality
[Dm7]OK I'm just jo[C]king

[VERSE 2]
[C#]You won't ha[B]ve any fe[A]male fri[E]ends
[C#]Cause th[B]ey'll all be [A]jea[E]lous
[C#]That's o[B]k they're all [A]bit[E]ches
[C#]And if yo[B]ur boobs have [A]it[E]ches
[C#]You'll have ple[B]nty of guy friends who will scr[A]atch th[E]em

(Last Chorus A Little Different)
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]Guys will buy you dri[A]nks
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]They'll buy you dia[A]mond rings
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]You've got it m[A]aid
Cause you got big [E]bo-[A]oo-[D]obs
[G]Well you can always g[A]et [Asus4]laid
[G] [A] [Asus4] Keep hitting [Asus4]
Even if your ugly (Unless your fat and have big boobs you still wont get laid. HAHAHA too fat people.)
[G]Guys will turn off the [E]lig-[A]hi-[D]its
[G]And tit fuck you a[A]ll n[Asus4]ight

And then jizz in your fay-hey-ace

For last part just keep hitting Asus4 and then end the song.