Candy Store Chords & Lyrics - Misc Soundtrack - Heathers The Musical

[INTRO]
N.C
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!

Bbm (x6)
Ebm (x2)

[VERSE 1]
[Bbm]I like!
[Bbm]Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

[Bbm]I like!
[Bbm]Drinkin’ hard
[Ebm]Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
[Bbm]I like!
[Bbm]Skippin’ gym
[Bbm]Scaring her

Screwing him
[Bbm]I like!
[Bbm]Killer clothes
Kic[Ebm]kin’ nerds in the nose!
[Bbm]If you lack the balls
You can go play [Ebm]dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack
[Bbm]Woah!
[Bbm]Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and [Ebm]coke

In my Porsche with a quarterback

[CHORUS]
[F#]Woah! [F#]Woah! [G#]Woah!
Honey, whatchu [C#m]waitin’ [A]for?
Welcome to my [E]candy [B]store
It’s time for you to [C#m]prove
You’re not a [A]loser any[B]more
N.C C#m
Then step into my candy store

[VERSE 2]
[Bbm]Guys fall
[Bbm]At your feet
[Bbm]Pay the check

Help you cheat
[Bbm]All you -

Have to do
[Ebm]Say goodbye to Shamu
[Bbm]That freak’s -
[Bbm]Not your friend

I can tell in the end -
[Bbm]If she - had your shot
[Ebm]She would leave you to rot
[Bbm]‘Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair
[Ebm]Maybe Sesame Street is on
[Bbm]Woah!
[Bbm]Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep [Ebm]

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

[CHORUS]
[F#]Woah! [F#]Woah! [G#]Woah!
Honey, whatchu [C#m]waitin’ [A]for?
Welcome to my [E]candy [B]store
It’s time for you to [C#m]prove
You’re not a [A]pussy any[B]more
N.C C#m
Then step into my candy store

[BRIDGE]
[D]You can join the team
Or you can [A]bitch and moan
You can [E]live the dream
Or you can [F#]die alone
You can [D]fly with eagles
Or if [A]you prefer
Keep on [B]testing me
And end [Ab]up like her!
[Ab]Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me
[Ab]Color me stoked!
[Ab]I’m so happy!
[F]Wo[A]ah!
Honey, whachu [Dm]waiting fo—
N.C
Shut up Heather!
Step into my [F]candy [C]store!
Time for you to [Dm]prove
You’re not a [Bb]lame ass anym[C]ore! [Dm]Oooh [Bb]woah! [C]Woah oh oh!
N.C Dm
Then step into my candy store!
[Dm]It’s my candy [C]store

It’s my candy!
[B]It’s my candy [Bb]store

It’s my candy!
[F]It’s my [G]candy [Ebm]store
It's my candy [Dm]stoooreee!