[INTRO]
[Gm] [Ab]
[Cm]A single slice Or even two, Bruce…
[Db]Might have been nice, But even you, Bruce,
[Cm]Have to admit Between you and it
[Db]There's not a lot of difference in size.
[Dm]He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
You are the man [D7]Bruce!
He might explode.He’s going to blow.
[Eb]He’s quite elastic! [C]
[F]He’s fantastic!
Look at him go! [D]
[Gm]And we made a bet This must confirm, Bruce,
[Ab]But we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce,
Or maybe your la[Gm]rgeness is A bit like a TARDIS -
Co[Ab]nsiderably roomier inside.
[Am]He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
[Bb]You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C[B] -E!
[Cm]Bruce! The time has come
[Db]To put that tumbly tum to use.
You produce[Cm] , Bruce,
Fantastically enthusiast[Db]ic gastric juice.
Ohh…
[Dm]Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
[D]Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up, And muck it up!
[Eb]Come on, Bruce, be our h[C]ero!
[F]Cover yourself in chocol[D]ate glory!
[Gm]Bruce!
You’ll never again be subject to abus[Ab]e,
For your immense caboose!
We should call a[Gm] truce, Bruce.
With every swallow you are tight[Ab]ening the noose.
We never thought it was possi[F]ble,
But here it is coming tr[Bb]ue.
We can h[G]ave our cake and eat it too!
[Cm]Bruce! The time has come
To put that tumb[Db]ly tum to use.
There's no excus[Cm]e, Bruce.
Let out your belt.
I think you'll w[Db]ant your trousers loose.
Oooooh! Stuff [Dm]it in. You're almost finished.
Bruce! You’ll fit it in.
[D]Whatever you do, just don't give in. Bruce!
Don't let her win! Bruce!
[Eb]Come on, Bruce, be our hero. [C]
[F]Cover yourself in choco[D]late glory. [Em] [F]
Go on, Bruce, do it!
[D] [Dm]
Ohh…
[Gm]Bruce!
You’ll never again be subject to[Ab] abuse,
For your immense caboose.
We should call a truc[Gm]e, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
[Ab]Completely cooked the goose.
We never thought it was possible[F] ,
But here it is coming tr[Bb]ue.
We can h[G]ave our cake and eat it…
[C]Aaah...A[Ab]aah...Aa[Bb]ah...Aaah[Bb] ...Aaah..[Bb] .
GO ON, BRUCIE!
[Gm] [Ab]
[Cm]A single slice Or even two, Bruce…
[Db]Might have been nice, But even you, Bruce,
[Cm]Have to admit Between you and it
[Db]There's not a lot of difference in size.
[Dm]He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
You are the man [D7]Bruce!
He might explode.He’s going to blow.
[Eb]He’s quite elastic! [C]
[F]He’s fantastic!
Look at him go! [D]
[Gm]And we made a bet This must confirm, Bruce,
[Ab]But we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce,
Or maybe your la[Gm]rgeness is A bit like a TARDIS -
Co[Ab]nsiderably roomier inside.
[Am]He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
[Bb]You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C[B] -E!
[Cm]Bruce! The time has come
[Db]To put that tumbly tum to use.
You produce[Cm] , Bruce,
Fantastically enthusiast[Db]ic gastric juice.
Ohh…
[Dm]Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
[D]Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up, And muck it up!
[Eb]Come on, Bruce, be our h[C]ero!
[F]Cover yourself in chocol[D]ate glory!
[Gm]Bruce!
You’ll never again be subject to abus[Ab]e,
For your immense caboose!
We should call a[Gm] truce, Bruce.
With every swallow you are tight[Ab]ening the noose.
We never thought it was possi[F]ble,
But here it is coming tr[Bb]ue.
We can h[G]ave our cake and eat it too!
[Cm]Bruce! The time has come
To put that tumb[Db]ly tum to use.
There's no excus[Cm]e, Bruce.
Let out your belt.
I think you'll w[Db]ant your trousers loose.
Oooooh! Stuff [Dm]it in. You're almost finished.
Bruce! You’ll fit it in.
[D]Whatever you do, just don't give in. Bruce!
Don't let her win! Bruce!
[Eb]Come on, Bruce, be our hero. [C]
[F]Cover yourself in choco[D]late glory. [Em] [F]
Go on, Bruce, do it!
[D] [Dm]
Ohh…
[Gm]Bruce!
You’ll never again be subject to[Ab] abuse,
For your immense caboose.
We should call a truc[Gm]e, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
[Ab]Completely cooked the goose.
We never thought it was possible[F] ,
But here it is coming tr[Bb]ue.
We can h[G]ave our cake and eat it…
[C]Aaah...A[Ab]aah...Aa[Bb]ah...Aaah[Bb] ...Aaah..[Bb] .
GO ON, BRUCIE!
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