Blame Canada chords

[VERSE 1]
[F#]Time's have changed
[F#]Our kids are getting worse
[E]They won't obey their parents
[Am]They just want to fart and curse

[BRIDGE 1]
[C]Should we blame the government?
[Am]Or blame society?
[E]Or should we blame the images on[B] TV?

[CHORUS]
[E]No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady litt[B]le eyes

And flappin' heads so full of lies
Bla[E]me Canada, blame Ca[C#m]nada
[F#]We need to form a full ass[B]ault
It's Canada's f[E]ault [C]

[VERSE 2]
[C#m]Don't blame me[F#] for my son Stan
He [Am]saw the darn car[F]toon
And now he's o[E]ff to join the Kl[F]an
And m[C]y boy Eric once
Had [Am]my picture on his shelf
But [B]now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

[CHORUS]
Well, b[E]lame Canada, blame Canada
It see[B]ms that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along
Blam[E]e Canada, blame Ca[C#m]nada
[F#]There not ev[E]en a real co[B]untry any[E]way

[VERSE 3]
[C]My son could've been a doctor or a [Am]lawyer rich and true
[C]Instead he burned up like a piggy o[Am]n a barbecue

[BRIDGE 3]
[F#]Should we blame the matches?
[F#]Should we blame the fire?
Or the [Ebm]doctors who allowed him to [C]expire?
[B]Heck no

[CHORUS]
Bla[F#]me Canada, blame Canada
[F#]With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray [B]too
Blame C[F#]anada, shame on Ca[Ebm]nada [B]
[C#m]The smut we must stop, the trash we must smash
[F#]Laughter and fun must all [C#m]be undone
[F#]We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before som[C#m]eone thinks of blaming[F#] us