Best Friend Plank Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons

[D]I'm never bored [G]when I'm with you
[Em]We're pals, we're buddies [A]through and through
[D]I wish I knew what to [G]buy for you
[Em]On your birthday [A]

[D]Our friendship g[G]oes against the grain

[Em]I've seen you swell up in [A]the rain
[D]I saw you - didn't see[G] your pain

[Em]Was it termites? [A]

[G]It's never hard [D]to talk to you
[Em]Though you stump me with your[D] silence
[G]I feel so naught[D]y pining here
[Em] [D]

For your happy face is guidance

[G]My best friend [D]Plank

[G]My best friend [D]Plank

[G]My best friend [D]Plank

[D]Sitting there so [G]silently
[Em]What could you be [A]thinking?
[D]You're not saying;[G] I won't axe
[Em]Is that sealant that [A]you're drinking?

[G]Man your hammer [D]Nailed you, pal
[Em]Al Gore's wife's name is [D]"Tipper"
[G]I knew we'd be best [D]friends for life
[Em]When I saved you from tha[D]t chipper

[G]My best friend [D]Plank
[G]My best friend [D]Plank
[G]My best friend [D]Plank

[C]Ooo, [G]Plank
[D]Count the rings, [A]count the rings
[C]Ooo, [G]Plank
[A]Count the rings

[D] [G]

I'd walk you on the seven seas

[Em]But sawdust always makes m[A]e wheeze

[D]I met your mom and dad[G] the trees

[Em] [A]

But please don't get Dutch elm disease

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
You're my best friend, Plank