Ball Of Kerrymuir chords

[VERSE]
[C]Four and twenty virgins
Come [G]down from In[C]verness.
[C]When the ball was over
There were [D]four and twenty l[G]ess.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]
There was doin' in the parlour,
There was [G]doin' on the [C]stones.
You [C]couldn't hear the music
For the [D]wheezin' and the [G]groans.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]The undertaker, he was there,
All [G]wrapped up in a [C]shroud,
[C]Swingin' from the chandelier,
And [D]peein' on the [G]crowd.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]The village cripple, he was there,
But [G]he couldn't do [C]much.
So he [C]lined the ladies against the wall
And [D]did 'em with his [G]crutch.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]Miss Molly McFearson
Was [G]standin' way up [C]front,
With some [C]posies in her hand,
And a carrot up 'er… [G]

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]The village postman, he was there,
Though the [G]poor lad had the [C]pox.
He [C]couldn't do the lassies,
So he [D]did the letter[G]box.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.

[VERSE]
[C]The village magician, he was there,
He [G]gave us all a [C]laugh.
He [C]pulled his foreskin over his head,
And [D]vanished up his [G]ass.

[CHORUS]
Singin' [F]Balls to your partner,
Your [C]ass against the [F]wall.
[C]If you’ve never been had on a Saturday night,
[G]You've never been had at [C]all.