Atheists Dont Have No Songs chords

[A] Christiansx have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the [E7] Jews,x
Baptists [A] havex the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
Atheists just [D] singx the [A] blues.x

[A] Romanticsx play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is [E7] risen,x
But no one [A] everx wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
For godless [D] existentiax [A] lism.x

For Atheists,
Theres n[D]oxx good news,
They'll [G#] neverx sing a song o[A]fxx faith.

For a[D]theists,x
They [G] havex a rule,
The h[G#]exxx is always [A] lowercase.x

The he is alw[G#]aysx lowercas[A]e.x


Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas [E7] trees,x
Atheist [A] songsx add up to nada, (up to nada)
But they do have [D] Sundayx [A] sxx free. (h[D]avex Su[A]ndaysx free)

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the books of [E7] scrolls,x
Numer [A] ologistsx can count to seven, (count to seven)
Atheists have [D] rockx an[A]dxx roll.

For Atheists,
[D]Theresx no good news,
They'll [G#] neverx sing [A] axx song of Faith.
[D]Inx their songs,
They have a [G] rule,x
The h[G#]exxx is always [A] lowercase.x
The he is al[G#]waysx [A] lowercase.x

(Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists

[G]Dontx have no [C] xxx   Songs!!


[C]Christiansx have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the [G7] Jews,x (for the Jews)
Baptists [C] havex the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
Atheists just [F] singx th[C]exx blues.

Catholics dress [F] upx for Mass,
And [B] listenx to, G[C]regorianx chants.

[F]Atheistsx jus[Bb]txxx take a pass,
Watch [B] footballx in their
[C]underpants.x
Watch football in their [B] undx [C] erpants.x

Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, [D] xxx  
[A7]Dontx have no [D] xxx songs! [A7] xxxx [D] xxx