Ate The Vegans Meat chords

[08 - Vegan's Meat]

[VERSE 1]
I [C]ate [Dm]the [C]vegan's [Em]mea[Dm]t [C] and [C]now [Dm]I'm [C]taking [Em]hea[Dm]t [C]
I [C]al[Dm]so [C]ate her [Em]egg[Dm]s [C] I sup[C]pose [Dm]she [C]wants me to [Em]beg[Dm] [C]
made [Dm]use of [Am]complete [Dm]pancake [Am]mix cause it [Dm]had ingred[Am]ients that [Dm]she must [G]nix
[C]can't [Dm]for[C]get the [Em]che[Dm]ese[C] [Dm]eating that [Am]on her [Dm]must've [Am]been [Dm]such a [G]tease

I sup[C]pose [Dm]I [C]ate her [Em]ric[Dm]e [C] but there was [C]plen[Dm]ty [C]to suff[Em]ice[Dm] [C]
and be[C]sides [Dm]at [C]that low [Em]of [Dm]a [C]price it's no [C]reason [Dm]to [C]stop being [Em]nic[Dm]e [C]
I [Dm]also [Am]ate [Dm]some [Am]of her [Dm]chic[Am]ken that [Dm]would go [G]bad
be[C]fore [Dm]it [C]made[Em] [Dm] [C] [Dm]some[Am]one's [Dm]belly [Am]real[Dm]ly [G]sad

[REFRAIN]
[C]Now [Dm]she's [C]always [Em]bitc[Dm]hin[C]
well have [Dm]fun with [Am]all those [Dm]dishes [Am]in [Dm]the kitch[G]en

[CHORUS]
If you [C]eat the vegan's meat boy she'll [Dm]never shut her beak
she'll be [F]bitchin till you're [C]twitchin
she'll never [C]leave you alone find you [Dm]in the darkest hole
a mind [F]raper you can't es[C]cape her

[G] [F] [E] [Dm] [C]
[Bb] [C] [F] [G]
[G] [F] [E] [Dm] [C] [Dm] [E] [F] [G]

[VERSE 2]
I [C]tried [Dm]to [C]make her [Em]humm[Dm]us [C]out of some un[C]used [Dm]gar-[C]banzo [Em]beans[Dm] [C]
but in[C]stead [Dm]of [C]being [Em]grate[Dm]ful [C]she was [C]grouchy [Dm]hurt[C]ful and [Em]mean [Dm] [C]
I [Dm]didn't [Am]even [Dm]know that [Am]they were [Dm]hers or [Am]would e-[Dm]ven be [G]used
been [C]sitt[Dm]ing [C]there for [Em]wee[Dm]ks [C] [Dm]and [Am]on [Dm]tops I [Am]was [Dm]con-[G]fused

because I [C]alw[Dm]ays [C]see her [Em]cook [Dm]food [C]that [C]she [Dm]keeps [C]on the [Em]cou[Dm]nte[C]r
the [C]same [Dm]things [C]in the [Em]cab[Dm] -i-[C]net so I [C]thought [Dm]that [C]ammount [Em]for[Dm] [C]her
and I [Dm]alw[Am]ays hear [Dm]her comp[Am]lain [Dm]that there [Am]is noth[Dm]ing to [G]eat
so [C]I [Dm]thought [C]all [Em]that [Dm]was [C]left was [Dm]stuff [Am]that [Dm]she con-[Am]sid-[Dm]ered [G]beat

[REFRAIN]
[C]Now [Dm]she's [C]always [Em]bitc[Dm]hin[C]
well have [Dm]fun with [Am]all those [Dm]dishes [Am]in [Dm]the kitch[G]en

[BRIDGE]
didn't [C]go to the food pantry so she complains
well they [G]left the fuckin house without even sayin
if I [Dm]lived in a house that was lacking in food
[Am]upset and angered at all my [G]things getting chewed
I'd [C]wake everyone up courteously as you should
that [Dm]way we could get the cabinet filled up really good
but since it [G]wasn't worth the effort to show me the ropes
either it [F]wasn't important or you're [G]just too much of a [C]dope

[CHORUS]
If you [C]eat the vegan's meat boy she'll [Dm]never shut her beak
she'll be [F]bitchin till you're [C]twitchin
she'll never [C]leave you alone find you [Dm]in the darkest hole
a mind [F]raper you can't es[C]cape her

[G] [F] [E] [Dm] [C]
[Bb] [C] [F] [G]
[G] [F] [E] [Dm] [C] [Dm] [E] [F] [G]

[VERSE 3]
[C]may[Dm]be [C]she is [Em]mad [Dm]cause [C]I [C]used [Dm]some [C]of her [Em]sug[Dm]ar [C]
I [C]ev[Dm]en [C]ordered [Em]more [Dm]for [C]that [C]sel[Dm]fish [C]little [Em]boo[Dm]ger[C]
[Dm]not [Am]to [Dm]mention the [Am]money [Dm]they pocket[Am]ed [Dm]for my [G]work
risking my [C]neck [Dm]and [C]wasting [Em]my [Dm]time [C]for [Dm]one [Am]tor-[Dm]tilla [Am]from [Dm]that [G]jerk

I [C]ate [Dm]the [C]vegan's [Em]mea[Dm]t [C] and [C]now [Dm]I'm [C]taking [Em]hea[Dm]t [C]
I [C]al[Dm]so [C]ate her [Em]egg[Dm]s [C] I sup[C]pose [Dm]she [C]wants me to [Em]beg[Dm] [C]
made [Dm]use of [Am]complete [Dm]pancake [Am]mix cause it [Dm]had ingred[Am]ients that [Dm]she must [G]nix
[C]can't [Dm]for[C]get the [Em]che[Dm]ese[C] [Dm]eating that [Am]on her [Dm]must've [Am]been [Dm]such a [G]tease

[CHORUS]
If you [C]eat the vegan's meat boy she'll [Dm]never shut her beak
she'll be [F]bitchin till you're [C]twitchin
she'll never [C]leave you alone find you [Dm]in the darkest hole
a mind [F]raper you can't es[C]cape her