Another Terrible Day chords

[A] Oh, you're a[D]live
I suppose that's g[Bb]ood news for you
But it [A]means a lot more p[D]aperwork for me
So don't ex[Dm]pect me to be [Bb]happy to see you
Of [A]course, being alive is t[D]emporary

[DIALOGUE]
[Dm] [Bb] (x3)
[D] [A]

[Dm]Great! You haven't [Bb]been debriefed
This is [A]way out of my [Dm]pay grade
Which is saying a [Dm]lot
'Cause I don't [Bb]get paid
[A7]Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake
[A]So he better clip-clop over here!
N.C.
It's Percy Jackson
N.C.
Whatever!
Just an[F]other terrible [Bb]day
At [C]Camp Half-Blood
Eb*
Where everything's the worst
Just a[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
C*
When you're in charge
C* Dm
It's like you're cursed

[DIALOGUE]
[Dm] [Bb] (x4)
[D] [Bb] (x3)
[Dm] [Bb] (x2)
[Bb7] [Bb] (x3)
[Dm] [Bb] [A7]

[Dm]Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you
[A] Dm* [D]
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
That doesn't wanna to w[Bb]ish you well
To tell you the [A]truth
D* D* D
The best thing is to break up with the guy
'Course, [Dm]who am I to give [Bb]relationship advice, I'm [Dm]literally the god of [Bb]alcohol
But he [Dm]loves me-
He loves you [Bb]not! [Dm]Next!
A[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
At [C]Camp Half-Blood
Eb*
Where everything's the worst
Just a[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
C*
I'm the god of wine
C* Dm
And I'm dying of thirst

[DIALOGUE]
[Dm] [Bb] (Repeat) [A7]

[Dm]Oh, gods
Give me [Bb]Ares or Apollo
A7 Dm*
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin
[Dm]Now that you blessed us
Go [Bb]talk to Hephaestus
A Dm*
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing

[DIALOGUE]
[A] [Bb] [C] [Eb]
[Dm] [Bb] (Repeat) [A]

Dm*
Oh kid,
Bb*
You have no idea
A* Dm*
About this place or your former mentor
Dm*
I don't have time
Bb*
To fill you in on the details
A*
But look, he's also a centaur
N.C. A
I did mean to tell you...
A[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
At [C]Camp Half-blood
Eb*
Where everything's the worst
A[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
You can [C]hate it here
But I [C7]hated it first
Just a[F]nother terrible [Bb]day
[C]Stuck with these runts
In the [Eb]muck and mud
A[F]nother terrible [Bb]day [C] [Dm]
Oh [G]gods!
N.C.
I need a drink...
C* C* F*
Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-blood