Anchorman chords

[A]Lord, I've tried the best I can
[D]I've asked everybody in Kazakhstan
[E]but I still don't understand
[D]Bob Wilson anchorman.[A]

(Chords are the same throughout)

I've been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal
I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying
Bob Wilson anchorman.

Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground
And that man can go faster than the speed of sound
But I still can't get my head around
Bob Wilson anchorman.

I'm cold and I'm hungry and I'm in Dundalk
I've got no bus fare; I've got to walk
It's raining soup and I've got a fork
Where be my camper van'

Well I'd like to meet Stephenson, the engineer
And I'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer
And I'd love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of
Bob Wilson anchorman.