Always Marry An Ugly Girl chords

[VERSE]

W[D]hen I was just a y[G]oung boy
My [D]father said to [A]me
Son [D]listen to these w[G]ords or mine
They'll s[A]ave you much misery[D]

[CHORUS]

[D]Always marry an u[G]gly girl
S[D]he's the very best [A]kind
She'll [D]never ever [G]leave you
And if [A]she does you won't [D]mind

[VERSE]

One [D]day an ugly [G]girl was born
She had a [D]face just like a [A]lama
When they b[D]rought her to her [G]daddy
He [A]went and slapped her [D]momma

[CHORUS]

[D]Always marry an [G]ugly girl
[D]She's the very best [A]kind
[D]She'll never ever [G]leave you
And if [A]she does you won't [D]mind

[VERSE]

My [D]brother married an [G]ugly girl
He was [D]with her all the [A]time
But [D]when his son stole [G]her away
He [A]didn't really [D]mind.

[CHORUS]

[D]Always marry an [G]ugly girl
[D]She's the very best [A]kind
[D]She'll never ever [G]leave you
And if [A]she does you won't [D]mind

[VERSE]

My [D]daughter married an [G]ugly girl
We [D]couldn't under[A]stand
We all [D]felt a little [G]better
When [A]she became a [D]man.

[CHORUS]

[D]Always marry an [G]ugly girl
[D]She's the very best [A]kind
[D]She'll never ever [G]leave you
And if [A]she does you won't [D]mind

[VERSE]

My [D]son married an [G]ugly girl
She [D]wouldn't go [A]away
He [D]burned all her stuff in the [G]backyard
But [A]she came back any[D]way.

[VERSE]

So I [D]went and married an [G]ugly girl
Don't [D]tell her I said [A]so
She [D]seems to really [G]love me
But [A]why I'll never [D]know

[CHORUS]

My [D]wife married this [G]ugly man
I [D]guess I did her [A]wrong
She[D] went and hit me with a [G]frying pan
Be[A]cause I sang this [D]song.

[CHORUS]

[D]Always marry an [G]ugly girl
[D]She's the very best [A]kind
[D]She'll never ever [G]leave you
And if [A]she does you won't [D]mind