Alfreds Playhouse Theme chords

[VERSE 1]

Get out of [C]bed
[C]But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
If Steve [F]Martin violated you in your sleep again
[F]You will not care
'Cause there's a [C]place you can escape to mentally
[C]Where only silliness is making forced entry
For the [F]purpose of self-preser[G]vation
Here at Alfred's [C]Playhouse!

[VERSE 2]

It's a [C]fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
Where a [F]manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
Your per[C]ception is changed like magic
[C]So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
It's [F]wacky denial!![G]
[G]Here at Alfred's [C]Playhouse!

[BRIDGE]

[F]Stalin's signing death lists
The [G]Eggburt's taking meth hits and
[C]Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
The [F]Wisdom Jar's on acid
The [G]frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll [C]probably need to buy some more peas
[F]Beria's got his truncheon
ELECTRIC [G]CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
Dish[C]washer discusses Marx over Cocktails
Burnt [F]Child and Torso who are with
[G]Chewy try and force you to
[C]Rent us The Sound of Music
[C]No, I don't want to
[F]Rent us The Sound of Music
[G]No, I don't want to

[VERSE 3]

The [C]friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
They won't [F]leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
You don't [C]have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
[C]Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
So for[F]get about the humiliation and shame
[F]Your innocence is not being snatched from you
[G]Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
AT ALFRED'S [C]PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!