Half Man Half Biscuit chords

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[INTRO] [B7] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] St. [E]Vitus came to my town and visited the cemetery [B7] The [E]dead got up and everything became one big cacophony [B7] They [E]all went down the Social and they claimed their Supplementary [B7] And [E]all the necrophiliacs were walking ...
[VERSE 1] [E] [A]Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you [E]well [A]Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I’d watch you ex[E]cel Those [A]legendary rivulets would trickle on down to your [E]chin But I [A]always wondered what you did when you packed it all [E]in. [C]What are you doing to[E]day?...
(intro) [C] [Am] [F] G, [C] [Am] [G] (x5) My [C]girlfriend [Am]looks like [F]Peggy [G]Mount [C]What am I sup[Am]posed to [G]do? I’m [C]up the [Am]creek and [F]never mind the [G]paddle boy I [C]haven’t even [Am]got a ca[G]noe. [C] [Am] [F] G, [C] [Am] [G] (x2) I [C]sold my [Am]soul to an...
[G]Outside Goldsmith's [C]coughing up [G]blood Turner Prize judge gasps &[D]quot;Christ th[G]at's good: Leave it as it is, it'll [C]get first [G]place We'll call it 'A full shift [D]at the coal [G]face'". Oh well you're [C]neither a [G]Stuckist or a [D7]Y B [G]A And you're no [C]longer a...
[G]Tower block,[F] you couldn't score in a [C]tower block [F] Do [G]you wash plates[F] down the W[D]I' [D7] [G]Went down town, down [F]town, saw you pasteling the [C]precinct floor[F] [G]Had no qualms[F] but I complained any[D]way.[D7] 'Cos I'm the [G]big cheese down at the Tourist...
(intro) [C] [G] (x3) [Eb] [G] [G]I’ve just finished decorating, it was very irritating And I [C]know they’re going to come around to[G]night and I [C]know they’re gonna say to me to[G]night: [D7]"It makes the room look [G]bigger;[D7] it makes the room look [G]bigger”. [G]So let’s forget...
[C]Now how did I guess you were going to express Your dis[F]dain at the crane with the [C]bright fairy lights And you’d [Am]moan at the snow ‘cos your [C]car wouldn’t go Oh it’s [G]clichéd to be [F]cynical at [C]Christmas. [C]And you don’t have a tree and your smile has a fee All the...
(intro) [E] [A] [E] [A] (x2) [B]Sleet may keep the meek in[E]doors Sore [B]feet obstruct them from their [E]chores [A]Therefore [D]praise the permanent[A] fixture [D]in the firmament [A]Nations [D]pass yet he re[E]mains. [A]Five gas [D]lighters for a [B]pound [A]Snide ro[D]settes outside the...
(intro [F] [C] , [F] [C]) [F]Can you hear the bells-a-ringing, [C]Alice van der Meer? [F]Are you wondering what the hue and [C]cry's about my dear? [F]Hurry now and run along [C]to the public square [G]Break off from grouting Willy Lay down your puzzle Jan. [C]Korfball's [F]coming to [C]town In...
[G]Well I'm not really worried about this But can someone please [A]answer me [D]this A[C]part from on commentary [G]where else on earth Can you [D]hear the word 'a[D7]plomb' being [G]used' [D] [D7] [G] I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North Good girl has [A]broken my [D]heart She took [C]off...