Your The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Chords & Lyrics - Conway Twitty

C : You're the reas[A]on I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres.
[A] - [A7]

L : And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

You're the reas[D]on our kids are ugly, little darlin'.
Ah, but lo[E]oks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
but I l[E7]ove you just the s[A]ame.

C : You're the rea[A]son I've changed to beer from soda pop.
[A] - [A7]
L : And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

[CHORUS]

I gu[D]ess that we won't ever have everyth[A]ing we need,
[B7] [E] - - - - - -[E7] - - -
‘cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed.

L : And that's the rea[A]son that my good looks and my figure is gone.
[A] - [A7]
C : And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.

[CHORUS]

conversation

L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave
and put on a clean pair of pants?

C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out
of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that
housecoat before supper.

L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything
that I went through today, I look like a movie star.

C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.

L : Thankyee.

C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.

L : Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald?

C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…..