Xxl 2 Chords & Lyrics - Keith Anderson

[INTRO]
[G7]

[VERSE]
[G7]Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me

Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
[C7]Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
Wiped the sweat[G7] off his brow and then he said
This boy's [D7]way off the charts as far as I can tell
[G] NC [F]
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L

[G7]

[VERSE]
[G7]By the second grade I was five foot two

Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
[C7]Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
And the coach-es ha[G7]d me playin' high school football
Uncle [D7]Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
[G] NC [B]
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L

[CHORUS]
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
Don't call[G7] me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
[G]Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L [F]

[VERSE]
[G7]Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
A sk[C7]inny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want[G7] a real man with meat on his bones
I'll [D7]yank their yankees ring their southern bells
[G] NC [B]
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L

[CHORUS]
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
Don't call[G7] me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
[G]Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L [F]

[GUITAR SOLO]
[G7] [C7] [G7] [D7] [G7]

[CHORUS]
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
Don't call[G7] me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
[C7]Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
[G]Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L [F]

[SOLO]
Well if ya [D7]have any doubts come see for yourself
[G7] (ring out) [F]
Why all the girls love a double X-L
[G] NC [F]
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L

[Outro]