Work In Progress chords

[E]Okay I forgot about the trash
I d[A]idn't trim the long hairs on my mustache
[E]I did buy you a ring I believe it was back in [B]'93
Al[E]right I admit it I forgot our anniversary
But I [A]did pick up the baby this mornin' at the nursery
That ain't no[E] big thing but it's a[B] gold star for[E] me

[CHORUS]

[A]You get tired and disgusted with me
[E]When I can't be just what you want me to be
[A]I still love you and I try real hard
[F#]I swear one day you'll have a[B] brand new car
[A]I even asked the Lord to try to help me
[E]He looked down from heaven and said to[A] tell you please
Just be[E] patient[B] I'm a work in [E]progress

[E]I'm sorry I got mad waitin' in the truck
[A]It seemed like hours you gettin' all dressed up
Just to go to[E] Shoney's on a Wednesday n[B]ight
I r[E]ead that book you gave me about Mars and Venus
[A]I think it's sinkin' in but i probably need to re-read it
But I'm[E] startin' to see now[B] what you've been sayin' is[E] right

(CHORUS AGAIN)

[E]I know you meant well when you gave me those clogs
But my [A]heels sure get hot down by the muffler on my hog
I'm sure[E] they're stylish but I'll take my[B] boots
I [E]try to do that healthy thing like you want me to do
But that[A] low fat, no fat's gettin' hard to chew
Now I love your[E] cooking honey
But [B]sometimes I need some [E]real food

(CHORUS AGAIN)

[E]Oh honey just be patient now
[B]I'm a work in p[E]rogress