Wholesale Failure chords

[VERSE 1]
[A]What [E]the [D]fuck?
Would it matter if [F#m]I live or die
Once [E]I'm dead the sky will [A]still [E]be [D]blue
I’m no catalyst for [F#m]change
Just another breathing [E]thing
Takin’ up a bit o’ [A]room

[CHORUS]
Everything’s so [E]fucked it’s comical
[F#m]Waking up's a [D]drag
And [A]the worst part's that I know [E]this isn’t even close
To [F#m]how devastatingly [D]bad everything is gonna get

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [D]

[VERSE 2]
Life’s a j[A]oke, I’m antici[E]pating the punchline
I’m d[F#m]runk so I’m just fine [D]but soon i’ll be sober and [A]broke
Down and [E]out for the Nth time [F#m]and all a[D]lone
And I we[A]lcome writer's block with [E]wide open arms
Because [F#m]if I’m not writing I’m h[D]appy
[A]Writing is just an e[E]scape from the day-to-day [F#m]tragedy
I find su[D]rrounds me

[VERSE 3]
So, [A]what [E]the [D]fuck?
Would it matter if w[F#m]e just quit breathing
Our h[E]earts could cease beating
And w[A]ho'd t[E]hink t[D]wice?
Life’s a gamble and t[F#m]omorrow’s never promised
So [E]fuck it I say let’s roll the d[A]ice

[CHORUS]
Everything’s so [E]fucked it’s comical
[F#m]Waking up's a [D]drag
And [A]the worst part's that I know [E]this isn’t even close
To [F#m]how devastatingly [D]bad everything is gonna get

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]

[VERSE 4]
Well I’m pa[A]yin’ outta pocket for wholesale failure
And [F#m]every little victory feels [D]so underwhelming
When [A]all that I can think about is [F#m]how the story ends
And all the [D]lessons that I’ve yet to [A]learn
There’s the [A]future, the past, and we’re stuck in between
In the [E]only place that I feel comfortable
If I could [F#m]freeze every second hand, bet that I would
[D]Before everything goes to hell in a h[A]andbag
But time will keep on [E]tickin’
And the Earth won’t soon quit [F#m]spinnin’
Despite what we want, who we [D]are, what we fear, what we feel
Someday we all must [Dm]die
Take one more [Dm]breath and say goodbye

[VERSE 5]
So, [A]why [E]the [D]fuck
Do we obsess over su[F#m]ccess and failure?
As l[E]ong as we’re breathing we’re [A]all [E]al[D]right
So [F#m]here’s to conceding I’m a[E]ware now I’m part of the p[A]light

[FINAL CHORUS]
Everything’s so fu[E]cked it’s comical
[F#m]Waking up's a d[D]rag
But the [A]best part right now we’re still a[E]live
We can restart, we can [F#m]dive into the lives we want
And [D]make the best of the time that we’ve got left!

[OUTRO]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[A] [E] [F#m] [D]
[E] [D] [A]