White Van Man Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - I Was Once A Dinosaur

Intro: [G] / [D] / [Em] / [C]

[G]Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day
When a [D]dodgy looking man came walking our way
and said '[Em]hey kids, you want any [C]sweets?'

[G]So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool,
[D]we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too'
and he sa[Em]id 'get in [C]my van'

[G]So me and Isaac exchanged a glance
and said '[D]nah man, not gunna take the chance'
and he suddenly [Em]looked a very angry [C]man

[G]He lunged at us and we both ran
Ran far [D]away from the white van man
How [Em]lucky it was that we said no that [C]day

[G]So if you ever see the white van man
[D]Be sure to run as far away as you can
[Em]Because he is not a very friendly [C]man, the white van man

[G]The white van man, [D]the white van man,
[Em]the white van man is [C]not a very friendly man

[G]Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm
[D]Make sure your wearing your rape alarm
[Em]Hes not all as innocent as he [C]seems

[G]He'll bribe you with his tasty treats
[D]Next thing you know your in his bed sheets
[Em]Need I say you wont be [C]sleeping?

[G]You'll find yourself mentally scarred
[D]No one to help, not a body guard
[Em]Paranoia at an all time [C]high

[G]So please believe me when I say
[D]If you want sweets, your best to pay
[Em]With money and not your [C]bum

[G]So if you ever see the white van man
[D]Be sure to run as far away as you can
[Em]Because he is not a very friendly man, [C]the white van man

[G]The white van man, [D]the white van man,
[Em]the white van man is [C]not a very friendly man
[G]The white van man, [D]the white van man,
[Em]the white van man is [C]not a very friendly man

[G]the white van man