Wheres The Bathroom chords

[MRS. BUNCH]
[Db7]Where's... [C7]the... [Fm]bathroom?

Where's the bathroom?

I need to use the bathroom

Tell me that you have a bathroom
In this [G7]hovel you call [C]home.

I [Fm]don't know which was bumpier

The plane ride or the taxi
All these [Gm7]freeways are a [Fm]nightmare
Where's my [C7]purse? I need my [Fm]comb!

[D7]By [C#7]the [F#m]way, you're looking healthy

And by "healthy" I mean "chunky"

I don't mean that as an insult
I'm just [G#7]stating it as [C#7]fact
I see your eczema is [F#m]back.

[C#7]Are you using the [F#m]lotion that I sent you?
If [C#7]you're not gonna use it I'll re[F#m]turn it to the store.
[Bm]God, I give you [A]everything
And [G#7]still you just want [C#sus4]more-more-more-more-[C#]more.

[Eb7]Where's [D7]the [Gm]bathroom?

Where's the bathroom?

You haven't told me where your bathroom is!

[REBECCA, spoken]

It's upstairs!

[MRS. BUNCH]
Okay, [A7]fine, I need the [D]walk.
Well, your house i[Gm]s dot-dot-dot charming

Though some florals wouldn't kill you
Do you [Cm]ever get a [Gm]maid here?
It's so [D7]nice to sit and [Gm]talk.

Since [D7]when do you have a ven[Gm]detta against vases?
When did [D7]you stop wearing makeup?
Are you [Gm]sure that you're not gay?
[Cm]I'd still love you if [Bb]you were gay
It would ex[A7]plain this vase vendetta
Please just [D]tell me if you're gay!

[REBECCA, spoken]

Again, I am not gay!

[MRS. BUNCH]
[Cm]Don't inter[Gm]rupt me!
You're [D7]always with the [Gm]talking[G7]
I [Cm]just got off a [Gm]plane
Give me a [D7]moment to catch my [Gm]breath
It's the [Cm]least you can [Gm]do since you
[D7]Lived inside me [Gm]for nine months
[G7]And you [Cm]still haven't [Gm]told me
[D7]Where. The hell. Your stupid bathroom is.

[REBECCA, spoken]

Again, it's upstairs!

[MRS. BUNCH, spoken]

Oh, right! Thank you.

[Cm] [Gm/Bb] [A7] [Gm/D] [Cm] [Gm/Bb] [E]

(sung)
You [G#m]call that a bathroom?

That's what passes for a bathroom?

There were no bowls of rocks
Or any [A#7]decorative [D#7]soaps
You don't [G#m]even have a bathmat

Who doesn't have a bathmat?
If you [C#m]need a bathmat [G#m]I can...oh[D#] , did you [G#m]hear?

A [Am]bishop in Wisconsin said something anti-Semitic
So the temple has decided to [B7]boycott cheddar [E7]cheese
Every[Am]one asks how you're doing
"How is widdle Becky? Is she [Dm]still a bigshot [Am]lawyer?"
And to [E7]that, I just say "[Am]Please!"

You won't [E7]get a husband this way
At least [Am]you have your career
Oh wait, you [E7]threw out your career
To chase this [Am]California dream
I [Dm]wasted all that dough on [C]Harvard and Yale
For [B7]you to be [E7]living in a dump

In Nowhere, USA

Getting fatter by the minute

On this greasy, goyish food

Just put my luggage in my room

Could I get a glass of water?

I'll be back in a moment

I need to use the bathroom
[Am]Again!