Where Oh Werewolf Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - Mst3k

[INTRO]
[G] [Em] [C] [D]
[G]Tom[Em] ; (s[C]pok[D]en) Hey, Susie, what's the matter?
Crow: (spoken) Yeah, Susie. What's wrong?
Mike: (spoken) Oh, nothing… (deep breath) ...I guess.
Tom: Come on, Susie! You can tell us!
Crow: Yeah!
Mike: Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this…
Bots: Uh-huh…
Mike: You know Steve?
Bots: UH-HUHHH!

[Verse 1] (Mike)
[G]Steve's a werewolf, but [Em]he's my guy…
[C] He's different from the rest, I [D]don't know why.
But my [G]mother and pop, they [Em]disapprove…
But [C]no one can stop us, for [D]it's true loove.

[Riff]
[G]Bots: Huh?
Mike: (spoken normally) Well, I had to rhyme the two words…
Tom: (spoken normally) Ah, okay.
Crow: (spoken normally) Sure. Sing.
Tom: (spoken normally) Got it. Got it. Go ahead.

[Chorus] (Mike)
[G] Where, o, [Em]werewolf…
(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)
[C]I've looked every[D]where, wolf.
[G] Where, o, [Em]where…
[C]Where is my [D]werewolf?

[Riff]
Mike: (spoken) Listen up, girls.
Tom: Okay.

[Verse 2] (Mike)
[G]Late one night, we [Em]drove in his car…
To [C]Makeout Point…it [D]wasn't that far...

[Riff]
Tom: (spoken normally) Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign.
Crow: Shhhh!
Mike: (spoken) Well, whose story is this, Carol?
Tom: (spoken falsetto) Sorry! Heh heh heh heh!

[Verse 2 cont] (Mike]
[G] The moon was full…he [Em]pulled me close…
[C] I held his paw and I [D]touched his cold nose…

[Riff]
Crow: (spoken normally) That means he's healthy! Hee hee!

[Bridge] (Mike)
[G]But just then his hairy paws caused the [Em]wheel to slide!
I [C]screamed! Too late! We hit a [D]tree! He died!

[Riff]
Bots: (spoken) Gee, that's too bad, Susie!

[Chorus] (Mike)
[G] Where, o, [Em]werewolf…
(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)
[C]I've looked every[D]where, wolf.
[G] Where, o, [Em]where…
O [C]where, o where, o [D]where…
Is my [G]werewooooolf?

[OUTRO]
Crow: (profundo) Weeere…woooolf.
(music ends, they all start to laugh and speak normally)
Crow: Well done!
Tom: Yeah! It's fun to play a girl-group beat when it's just for awhile.
Crow: Yeah, just awhile.
Mike: (beginning to feel uncomfortable and stretching his back) Yep. Yeah, that was fun.
(They all start sniffing and adopting manly gestures)
Crow: Well. Hey! Say, Mike, you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died, did ya? Or…
Tom: Huh?
Mike: Well, you know…there is this guy that…
(movie sign goes off)
Tom: D'oh! Movie Sign!
Mike: Later. We've got Movie Sign!
Tom: Save it for later!