When Youre Not Home chords

You [A]say thats you're leaving but [G]just for a [D]day
The c[A]ompany wants you to f[G]ly to [D]LA
So you l[A]eave me alone and i s[G]it and i s[D]ay
W[G]hat will i [D]do to[A]day
[G] [D] [A] (This one is picked)
Today while you're away

I will...
[G]Sniff all your underwear
[D]Dress in your [A]clothes
[G]Pleasure myself inside your [D]panty[A]hose
[G]I know it's not easy
[D]To leave me [A]alone
[G]But it's more fun
[D]When you're not [A]home
[G]Yeah it's more fun [D]when you're not [A]home

I will
[G]use all your tampons
[D]Soil your [A]pajamas.
[G]Make obscene phone calls
[D]to both of your [A]grandmas

[G]I know it's not easy to [D]leave me [A]alone.
[G]But it's more fun [D]when you're not [A]home

[G]Yeah its more fun [D]when you're not [A]home