Whats Gonna Happen chords

[VERSE 1]
(No CAPO)
I know what's gonna h[A]appen
I'll try to go to [E]bed
With fear of failure f[E]lapping
Like a fruit bat in my [A]head

I'll sleep for half an [A]hour
The clock will ring at s[E]ix
I'll wake up in the s[E]hower with a stomach full of b[A]ricks
So I won't have any b[D]reakfast
Maybe just a little [A]tea
Like when you have to [E]go
And get a colonosco[A]py
Which incidentally isn't [D]half
As disconcerting or ups[A]etting
As going for a [E]part you know
There is no way that you're g[A]etting

[VERSE 2]
But anyway I'm [A]heading
Downtown for the aud[E]ition
Where everything I'm dr[E]eading
Will be coming to fru[A]ition
And here's what's gonna h[A]appen
I'll walk in weak with h[E]unger
And there's a dozen g[E]irls
Who look like me but ten years y[A]ounger

I'll go into the [D]bathroom
And I'll try to vocal[A]ize
And I'll be singing "m[E]inga-minga-minga-minga-m[A]ing"
But I'll be hearing Sandy su[D]cks
She really sucks, she really, [A]really, really b[E]lows
And she's o[E]ld, and she's l[E]ame
And then s[E]omeone calls my name

[VERSE 3]
(CAPO I)
And here's what [A]happens
I'll walk into the r[E]oom
The gross fluorescent [E]lighting is inviting as a t[A]omb
And everybody sm[A]iles
They'll say its good to [E]see ya
But all I see is ju[E]dges
And they'll all look like Scal[A]ia

And then a little b[D]anter as they look me up and [A]down
And somewhere through the [E]fog of insecurity and [A]hate
I'll try to convince them that I'm [D]charming
And I'm clever and I'm [A]fun to have a[E]round
But I'm st[E]arting to unr[E]avel
In my h[E]ead I hear the gavel

[BRIDGE]

[F#]Guilty!

They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
[F#]Guilty!

Of coming in and wasting all their time
[F#]Guilty!

Of almost every other showbiz crime
Not [G]young enough!
Not [G]thin enough!
Not [G]pretty enough!
Not [G]good enough!

N.C.[spoken]

We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing

[VERSE 4]

[sung]
But wait now someone's [A]asking
So can we hear your v[E]oice?
I make a lame at[E]tempt at humor: Do I have a ch[A]oice?
I nod at the p[A]ianist
He's always wearing [E]black
He's always in a t[E]urtleneck
With dandruff on his [A]back

No sooner do I g[D]et my note
And open up my [A]trap
Then inevitably some m[E]ealy-mouthed assistant director's
[A]Thumbs are all over his iPhone
And I [D]know he's probably tweeting
LO[A]L, This girl is c[E]rap
She's a f[E]ake
She's a p[E]hony
She could n[E]ever win a Tony

[BRIDGE]

And [E]now I'm in a place I know quite [A]well
I've [E]left the world, and I've entered [A]hell
I'm t[A]his far away from a fainting spell

But [E]just before I [A]die

(CAPO II)

I [E]finish a song
Which I overs[A]ell
Somebody says th[E]anks
And wishes me [A]well
The n[A]ext thing I know
I'm at T[A]aco Bell
[E]Stuffing my face with [A]meat

[VERSE 5]
I'm trying to take it s[A]lowly
I'm trying to be my [E]best
I'm trying to be more [E]holy
Less bitter and depr[A]essed
I'm reading Eckhart T[A]olle
He makes a lot of s[E]ense
I bought a Buddhist [E]bowl
He says he it helps you be less t[A]ense

It doesn't do a t[D]hing for me
I sit there on the f[A]loor
And watch a vivid [E]sequence
Of humiliating i[A]nstances from my past go by
And t[D]hink what kind of masochist
Keeps c[A]oming back for [E]more
When she k[E]nows what's gonna happen
'Cuz it n[E]ever doesn't happen
'Cuz it [E]always, always

[VERSE 5]
(CAPO III)
No! I know what's gonna [A]happen
Don't tell me that I d[E]on't
And don't say that I'll [E]rise to
The occasion 'cuz I [A]won't

And don't say I've got t[A]alent
And don't say I've got h[E]eart
And don't say that I'm c[E]lever
'Cuz I know I'm pretty s[A]mart
I'm smart enough to [D]know
That I'm too stupid to ad[A]mit
You can't survive a [E]diet
That consists of eating [A]shit
The trick is knowing w[D]hen it's time to pack your bags
And s[A]ay "that's [E]it!"

You k[E]now what's gonna happen
I k[E]now what's gonna happen
[E]Here's what's gonna happen
I q[A]uit!
I q[A]uit!
I q[A]uit!