[E/A]Oh, you make me feel weak at the knees,
it's [E]prolly 'cause you're ill,
don't give me a d[E/G#]isease
[Asus2]I just love your puppy-dog eyes,
I [E]want to be between your[E/G#] puppy-dog thighs
[E]Me and my girlfriend, we t[F#m]ied the knot
She slipped a[A]round my neck and left me to rot
On the d[F]ance floor, moving to the rhythm
[Fadd9/A]Look at you shaking your [C6/G]genetic composition
[E]Professor [F#m]Snape,
I've got a f[C#m]ull blood prince and it's pointing at you
[Bb2]Eyes blue, [C]like the Atlantic
and I'm [F]going down, l[F7]ike the Titanic
(this one may be easier played transposing down 3 and putting a capo on 3)
[C#]You should spend your Friday [D#m]night with me
I've got the [F#]Toy Story box set, one to three
(this one may be easier played transposing down one and adding a capo on 1)
Could you [Db]please make love
a [Ab]little less [Cm/G]lovely?
[A]You complete me
I [F#m]love it when you retweet me
Your [F]dad is kind of racist and your m[C/E]um still calls me queer
So I [Bb]really don't wanna spend Christmas at yours this year
[F]Rudolph, you're my special reindeer
Gonna [Fmaj7]fill you up with my [C]Christmas cheer
[Ab]Why don't you sleep, boy?
[Cm]Go to fucking [Db]sleep
(finger-picked on guitar, likely on capo 1 and transposed down 1)
Oh [Eb]my friend [Cm]Noah's got an [Gm]ark full of goers
D Cadd6
Let's put our parent's clothes on
and pre[G]tend to know what goes on
I'd love to [A/C#]hide [D7]you
in my b[Bm7]asement[A]
[D]I don't cope well with rejection
so I [Bm]hope you get a [G]yeast infection
[B]There's nothing better than a [D#m]canine's rear end
[G#m]why do you think they call them man's best friend?
[F#m]This is my [A]audition for One Direction
wanna travel the [D]world and give young [C#m]girls infections
So [Gm7]take off your clothes
and [D7]let me let you [D2/E]down
- from vine @OllieMN
it's [E]prolly 'cause you're ill,
don't give me a d[E/G#]isease
[Asus2]I just love your puppy-dog eyes,
I [E]want to be between your[E/G#] puppy-dog thighs
[E]Me and my girlfriend, we t[F#m]ied the knot
She slipped a[A]round my neck and left me to rot
On the d[F]ance floor, moving to the rhythm
[Fadd9/A]Look at you shaking your [C6/G]genetic composition
[E]Professor [F#m]Snape,
I've got a f[C#m]ull blood prince and it's pointing at you
[Bb2]Eyes blue, [C]like the Atlantic
and I'm [F]going down, l[F7]ike the Titanic
(this one may be easier played transposing down 3 and putting a capo on 3)
[C#]You should spend your Friday [D#m]night with me
I've got the [F#]Toy Story box set, one to three
(this one may be easier played transposing down one and adding a capo on 1)
Could you [Db]please make love
a [Ab]little less [Cm/G]lovely?
[A]You complete me
I [F#m]love it when you retweet me
Your [F]dad is kind of racist and your m[C/E]um still calls me queer
So I [Bb]really don't wanna spend Christmas at yours this year
[F]Rudolph, you're my special reindeer
Gonna [Fmaj7]fill you up with my [C]Christmas cheer
[Ab]Why don't you sleep, boy?
[Cm]Go to fucking [Db]sleep
(finger-picked on guitar, likely on capo 1 and transposed down 1)
Oh [Eb]my friend [Cm]Noah's got an [Gm]ark full of goers
D Cadd6
Let's put our parent's clothes on
and pre[G]tend to know what goes on
I'd love to [A/C#]hide [D7]you
in my b[Bm7]asement[A]
[D]I don't cope well with rejection
so I [Bm]hope you get a [G]yeast infection
[B]There's nothing better than a [D#m]canine's rear end
[G#m]why do you think they call them man's best friend?
[F#m]This is my [A]audition for One Direction
wanna travel the [D]world and give young [C#m]girls infections
So [Gm7]take off your clothes
and [D7]let me let you [D2/E]down
- from vine @OllieMN
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