Vania chords

intro: | [Ebm] | [F#] [G#] | (x2)

[Egoraptor]
It was a [Ebm]dark and spooky H[F#]alloween n[G#]ight
When[Ebm] I, Dracula, thought that [F#]I would in[G#]vite
All of my f[Ebm]reaky friends who were th[F#]ere in a fl[G#]ash
To a [A#]big dance party; a Monster Mash!
[Ebm]Wolfman, Frankenstein and M[F#]ummy were t[G#]here
While Me[Ebm]dusa fed some mice to the sn[F#]akes in her h[G#]air
It was a g[Ebm]roovy good time for a v[F#]ampire b[G#]at
To fly [A#]out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?

[Danny Sexbang]
Tis I[F#] ! Never f[G#]ear, Simon B[C#]elmont is here
To dest[F#]roy evil m[G#]onsters and [Ebm]all you hold dear
[F#] I will [G#]end your cr[C#]uel necromancing
[Ego] [A#]Actually, we were just d[B]ancing [A#](UGH)
[Dan] To H[F#]ell, demon b[G#]easts, from w[C#]hence you came
You're in C[F#]astlevani[G#]a, this [Ebm]isn't a game
[F#]Now run aw[G#]ay, free this l[C#]and of its chains
As G[A#]od is my witness, I shall s[B]ee you all sl[A#]ain!

[Ego]
[Ebm]Later that night, we went b[F#]ack to my c[G#]astle
Where we could [Ebm]dance in peace, and also [F#]never get h[G#]assled
We had [Ebm]fun playing Twister on my q[F#]ueen sized [G#]bed
The p[A#]arty was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
At [Ebm]midnight I heard the G[F#]rim Reaper [G#]say
&quo[Ebm]t;I brought Guitar Hero,[F#] so who wants[G#] to play"
It was S[Ebm]wampman on vocals, Nosf[F#]eratu on b[G#]ass
Boy you sh[A#]ould have seen the silly, funny look on his - Oh God, no!

[Dan]
Tis I[F#] ! Never f[G#]ear, Simon B[C#]elmont is here! [Ego] Shit!
[Dan] The p[F#]ower of Ch[G#]rist is in[Ebm]fused in my spear
[F#]I'll put an [G#]end to your h[C#]orrible reign!
[Ego] But we're j[A#]ust playing Twister!
[Dan] I r[B]ip out your b[A#]rain!
[F#]I will rest[G#]ore all the g[C#]lory of light
With my w[F#]hip and my cr[G#]ystals I'll [Ebm]take back the night!
[Ego] You knocked [F#]over the ch[G#]ips!
[Dan] S[C#]ound the death knell
Med[A#]usa, you she-bitch, I will s[B]ee you in H[A#]ell!

[Ego] For the [Ebm]love of God, Simon, what the f[F#]uck is your d[G#]eal?
[Dan] You don't in[Ebm]vite me to your parties, do you kn[F#]ow how that f[G#]eels?
[Ego] Are [Ebm]you frigging serious, you k[F#]illed all my g[G#]uests!
Just cause [Ebm]you felt left out?
[Dan] No[F#] ... yes[G#] ..
[Ego] Well, [Ebm]monsters like me can st[F#]ill be your fr[G#]iend
Just stop b[Ebm]ringing our lives to a g[F#]od-awful [G#]end
Now, [Ebm]since we are the only ones l[F#]eft al[G#]ive
Let's play t[A#]wo-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
[Both] Alright!!

[OUTRO]
[Ebm] [F#] [G#]
[Ego] Right [Ebm]foot; green! [F#]Ah![G#]
[Dan] Sorry, [Ebm]sorry, force of [F#]habit [G#]
[A#]Well, he is dead
Looks like[Ebm] I have won at Twister!