Valentines Day Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - Big Mouth

[VERSE I]
It's a [Bb]day of hugs and [D#/Bb]snuggles,
a time to [Bb]spread your loving [Gm]seed[Gm/F]s
It's a [Dm]rolling, growing, [D#]pink snowball of [B]stress that [B/C#]noone [B/D#]needs [B/F]
It's un[Cm]healthy expec[Dm]tations,
an oppur[D#]tunity to im[Dm]press
It's a [Cm]yearly [Dm]grim re[D#]minder [Gm]that your [G#]life's a fucked up [F]mess

[VERSE II]
It's a [Bb]dark and lurid [D#/Bb]history
of [Bb]deviant pagan [Gm]kick[Gm/F]s
It's out[Dm]rageously ex[D#]pensive, just stay [B]home and [B/C#]watch the [B/D#]Knicks [B/F]
It's a [Cm]big, fat middle [Dm]finger
to [D#]those who are all a[Dm]lone
Whether [Cm]sick or [Dm]tired or [D#]unins[Gm]pired you [G#]still gotta bring the [F]bone

[PRE-CHORUS]
It's a [F#]clusterfuck of [G#]passions,
an e[G#/F]motional tour de [F#]force
It's a [F#]cuddly little [G#]cupid with the [G#/F]cock of a full grown [F]horse

[CHORUS]
[D#]Valentine, saint [F]Valentine
I gotta [Bb]make it [Bb/A]through your [Gm]day [Gm/F]
of [D#]candy hearts and [F]chocolate sharts
and every [Bb]bullshit [Bb/A]love clic[Gm]hé [Gm/F]
The [D#]hard-ons and the [F]heartaches,
the [Dm]pressure, pain and [Gm]fear[Gm/F]
[D#]Valentines day,[F] got to survive you another [Bb]year [Bb/A]

[Bridge] (Not really sure about the chords here but it works on piano)
[Bb/G]What does having a [Gsus2]girl hormone monster [Gm]mean? (I can take it, all the pressure)
How long can i [Gsus2]be a fuckmachine? [Bb](I can make it, I'll impress her)
Why is there [D#/Bb]never anyone for me[Bb] ? (I'll be cooler, she'll be crueler, but then...)
What if the [C]Knicks aren't on [F]tv?

[OUTRO]
[D#]Valentine, saint [F]Valentine
Your [Bb]day is [Bb/A]fucking [Gm]asini[Gm/F]ne
But I [D#]swear by god I'm[F] gonna make it [Bb]through