Unlikely Lovers chords

[INTRO]
[E]

[Marvin]
[E]Who'd believe that we two
[E]Would end [Emaj7]up as [A/E]lovers?

[Whizzer]
Do you [A/E]want me [B9]to re[E]ply?

[Marvin]
[E]Him and me, you and I
Passio[Emaj7]nately [A/E]lovers

[Whizzer]
Please [G#7]don't get morbid

[Marvin]
[A]Right.

[Whizzer]
[A]It's just—

[Marvin]
Don't [B/A]fight

[Whizzer]
[B/A]That I haven't died yet

[Marvin]
Just [E/G#]stop it

[Whizzer]
I'm [G#7]sick, but kicking

[Marvin]
[F#m7]Geez

[Whizzer]
[F#m7]Alright

[Marvin]
Lou[F#7]ise

[Whizzer]
[F#m7]Good night [A/B]

[Marvin]
[A/B]I'm staying here in this spot
[A/B]Whether you want me to or [Adim]not
[Adim]I'm staying

[E]Here I am, by your side
[E]One old [Emaj7]horny [A/E]lover

[Whizzer]
Please go [A/E]home and [B9]don't be [E]scared

[Marvin]
[E]What's the fuss? I'm not scared
[E]What good [Emaj7]is a [A/E]lover who's [C#7sus4]scared?
[C#7]Hit me if you [F#m]need to [G#/C]
C#m Amadd9
Slap my face or hold me till winter
Oh [B6sus]baby, please [Aadd9/B]do
I [B6sus]love you, too[Aadd9/B]
E Eadd4add9
My lover

[Whizzer]
[D/E]Marvin, just go home and [Bm7/E]turn on TV
[E] [Eaug] [A]-5
Drink a little something till you're dead
[A]-5/G# [F#m7]
Think of me around
Sleeping [Am]soundly in our [E]bed
[E/B]Marvin, did you hear what I [Bsus4]said? [Bsus4/F#] [B9]

[Marvin]
[E]Shut your mouth, go to sleep
[E]Time I [Emaj7]met a [A/E]sailor
Are you [A/E]sleeping [B9]yet or...?
[E]What is what? Whizzer
[E]But I can't [Emaj7]help but [A/E]feeling I've [G#7sus4]failed [Cdim/B]
Let's be scared to[F#m]gether[G#/C]
[C#m] Amadd9 [B6sus]
Let's pretend that nothing is awful

[Whizzer]
There's nothing to [Aadd9/B]fear

[Marvin]
There's nothing to [B6sus]fear

[Whizzer]
Just [B6sus]stay right here [Aadd9/B]

[Marvin & Whizzer]
Eadd4add9
I love you

[Charlotte]
[E9sus4]Shhh, maybe he's tired

[Cordelia]
[E9sus4]Shhh, maybe he's waiting for us

[Charlotte]
[E9sus4]Shhh, maybe he's [D9/E]waiting for a v[Eadd9]isit [E]

[Charlotte & Cordelia]
Is it a [Amaj7/B]bad [F#m/B]time? We'll come [A/B]back
If it's a [E6sus4/B]bad time, we'll come back
We'll come [E6sus4]in

[Marvin]
[E]Look at us, four old friends
[E]Four un[Emaj7]likely [A/E]lovers

[Cordelia]
We don't [A/E]know what [B9]time will bring

[Whizzer]
[E]I've a clue

[Marvin]
[E]I have too

[Charlotte & Cordelia]
[E]Let's look [Emaj7]like we [A/E]haven't

[Marvin, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
And [G#7]each say nothing

[Whizzer]
[A]Sky!

[Charlotte]
[A]It's blue!

[Marvin]
I love the [B/A]sky!

[Cordelia]
[B/A]I love the trees!

[Marvin]
I love bad [E/G#]weather!

[Charlotte]
I love the earth beneath my [G#7]feet!

[Whizzer]
[G#7]I love friends that hover!

[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
[F#m7]Gee, we love to [C#m7/F#]eat
And we [F#7]need something [A/B]sweet
To [E6sus4]love! [Cm11]

[F]What a group we four are
[F]Four un[Fmaj7]likely [Bb/F]lovers
And we [Bb/C]vow [C]that [Dm/C]we [Bb/C]will
[F]Buy the farm, arm in arm
[F]Four un[Fmaj7]likely [Bb/F]lovers with [A]heart
Let's be scared to[Gm7]gether [A7]
Aadd11 Dmadd9 [Fmaj7/C] [Bbadd9] [C6sus]
Let's pretend that nothing is awful

[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
There's nothing to [Bbadd9/C]fear

[Marvin]
There's nothing to [C6sus]fear

[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
Just stay right he[Bbadd9/C]re

[Whizzer & Charlotte]
I [Fadd9]love you

[Marvin]
I [Bbmaj7]love you

[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
I [Fadd9]love you

[Marvin]
I [Bbmaj7]love you

[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
[F]Who'd have thought that we four
F6/9
Would end up as lovers