Ugly Baby chords

[A] (x02220) [F#m] (244222)
[Asus4] (x02230)
[Bm] (x24432)
[E] (022100)
[D] (xx0232)

This song is awsome. He opened with it when I saw him in boston the other night.
You need a capo on the first fret.

Intro: [A] , [Asus4]

[VERSE 1]

My l[Bm]ady give bi[E]rth t[A]oday
I r[Bm]un to her ro[E]om right a[A]way
She sm[Bm]iles with g[E]lee, and h[F#m]ands her to m[D]e
I lo[D]ok at my newborn and s[E]ay

[CHORUS]

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ba[E]by
Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ass b[E]aby
I'm fe[Bm]eling quite con[E]cerned, my se[F#m]men must have tu[D]rned
Cause d[D]amn that's an ug[E]ly ba[A]by

[INTRO]

Verse 2: Same as verse 1

This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard

[CHORUS]

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby

[BRIDGE]

And w[Bm]hen she smiles I find
[A]Shame McGallen co[E]mes to mind
It[Bm] makes me want to cry
[A]When I look into her [E]good eye
[Bm]I always wanted kids
[A]Is it wrong to h[E]ope for SIDS
T[Bm]he doctor calles me in
[A] [E] (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

[CHORUS]

Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

[CHORUS]

Thats it. Later.