The Sunday Driver Chords & Lyrics - The Corries

[VERSE]
We[G]ll, I've been a Sunday driver noo fo[D]r many's a h[G]appy year,
I'[G]ve never had my Morris Minor oot o' [D]second gear.
I [G]can drive at fifty miles an hour on mo[D]torway or track,
wi[G]th me wife up front beside me and her [D]mother in [G]the back.

[CHORUS]
Th[C]ere was me and my daddy and [G]my daddy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and [G]four of her chums,[D] and [G]Auntie Jean.

[VERSE]
In[G] a crowd of fifty trippers you c[D]an always pi[G]ck me oot,
by[G] my "Don't blame me, I voted Tory” s[D]ticker on the boot,
wi[G]' my bunch of heather stickin' from my[D] radiator grille,
an[G]d me stick-on transfer bullet holes and l[D]icence f[G]or tae kill.

[CHORUS]
The[C]re was me and my daddy and my d[G]addy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and fo[G]ur of her chums, a[D]nd Au[G]ntie Peg.

[VERSE]
I'[G]ve a hundred plastic pennants just to sh[D]ow you where I[G]'ve been,
my[G] steering wheel is clad in simulated leop[D]ard-skin.
Up[G] front fae the drivin' mirror hangs a pla[D]stic skeleton,
an[G]d in the back a dog wi' eyes that [D]flicker of[G]f and on !

[CHORUS]
Th[C]ere was me and my daddy and my da[G]ddy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny an[G]d four of her chum[D]s, and [G]Auntie Lee.

[VERSE]
We[G]ll, I always drive as though my foot was[D] restin' on[G] the brake,
I [G]weave aboot the road just so's ye cannae [D]overtake.
I [G]can get ye sae frustrated that ye'll finis[D]h up in tears,
an[G]d the sound of blarin' motor horns is [D]music to[G] my ears !

[CHORUS]
Th[C]ere was me and my daddy and my daddy[G]'s mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and fo[G]ur of her chums,[D] and Au[G]ntie Liz.

[VERSE]
No[G]w, if ye wonder how these weekly tr[D]ips I can a[G]fford,
it[G]'s because I'm on a stipend from the Scottish [D]Tourist Board.
Yo[G]u're supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest[D] of it's kind,
an[G]d that is why I have a convoy[D] followin' b[G]ehind !

[CHORUS]
Th[C]ere was me and my daddy and my d[G]addy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and four[G] of her chums, a[D]nd Aunt[G]ie Rose.

[VERSE]
Th[G]ere's just no way of escaping me, no[D] matter how y[G]e seek,
fo[G]r the simple fact that I'm a traffic warden thro[D]ugh the week.
I'[G]m boostin' my efficiency, and here's my [D]master plan :
I'[G]m savin' up my pennies just to[D] buy a Cara[G]van.

[CHORUS]
The[C]re was me and my daddy and my [G]daddy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and four [G]of her chums, and [D]Auntie[G] Gertrude.
Th[C]ere was me and my daddy an[G]d my daddy's mammy,
an[D]d her sister's Granny and four of [G]her chums, "Yer [D]gaun too f[G]ast”.